I Have An Idea

April 13, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so Ted Cruz is doing this to raise money:

 

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Quick!  Everybody go donate in Dick Cheney’s name.

Thanks to Bubba for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “I Have An Idea”


  1. Mark Schlemmer says:

    Do you think that Dick Cheney was somehow automatically disqualified from participation? That aside, can you imagine a more boring afternoon that shooting with Rafael?

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  2. linda phipps says:

    So the gun “enthusiasts” who are also deeply ”christian” are invited for fun and guns. What could go wrong here? Lots, I can only hope.

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  3. This is it? This is the way he is going it? This is supposed to prove to one and all that he is macho? He is neither a hunter nor a sportsman! Pathetic!!!!

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  4. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Daffy Cruz, Jr., guns and st00pid people likely to vote for him let loose for a day to seek their seek their Dick Cheney moment.

    I want camcorders on the ducks to enjoy their view of the spectacle. Texas you will be so proud, when your skies fill with the roar of laughing ducks.

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  5. Kate oDubhagain says:

    Maggie, he ain’t macho either.

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  6. gabberflasted says:

    Mark, I agree with you. We should never refer to RAPHAEL Cruz as anyone other than RAPHAEL.
    Not one of the insipid idiots on the right ever missed an opportunity to refer to THEIR president by any names not associated with the Muslim faith. Or African origin.
    Cretin Cruz is not someone to whom I would offer any note of respect.

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  7. I’m waiting for an invitation to win an afternoon of shooting at Ted. Of course I would be humane and use rock salt (or maybe saltpeter–I’d have to think about that, though as Kate pointed out Mario isn’t macho much).

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  8. Harry Whittington, who has the distinction of being the first person to be shot by a sitting Vice President since Alexander Hamilton, apparently is still an active 88 years of age. And very, very rich. Maybe he’d like to take a chance and hunt quail with Quick Draw Cruz.

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  9. Fred Farklestone says:

    Anyone else see what’s wrong with this hunting picture?

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  10. Fred: He’s pointing his gun with people in front of him?

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  11. @Fred Farklestone… The only thing I see wrong is that Ted “Calgary” Cruz isn’t kneeling with his mouth over the barrel and a finger on the trigger…

    If Dick Cheney wins is there any chance of getting a clause specifying buckshot being used instead of birdshot?

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  12. Marge Wood says:

    Fred F., Just tell us, please. I mean I see them out hunting in unharvested something or other, or a bunch of Johnson grass but I don’t go hunting so what do I know. Are we assuming they are hunting ducks? Ducks like to land in the water….

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  13. Marcia in CO says:

    Well, that is just so pathetic!!

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  14. Fred Farklestone says:

    I count 7 hunters in this photo with Cruz, one slightly behind him on his left and the other hunters ahead of Cruz, on his left!
    What happens if Cruz turns left and shoot’s at a bird, head high?
    A La Dick Cheney!

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  15. austinhatlady says:

    Just realized why I feel a cold shiver when I see or hear that name, Raphael. There was a Criminal Minds episode in which a serial killer channeled the personality of his dead, murderous father and that of a deadly avenging angel named — Raphael. For what it’s worth, just seeing that actor (James Van Der Deek, now in CSI: Cyber) gives me that same cold shiver.

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  16. Fred, I think those people are safe. Cruz never turns to the left.

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  17. This could be a good thing. Maybe the best way to endure Ted. The more shooting, the less you’ll hear him talking.

    I hope he also uses the technique when on the campaign trail. May all his sound bites be sound booms.

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  18. Sanborne Addison says:

    Tether him with a (minie) ball and Cheney.

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  19. If I was in this group I would do my Fredrich Nietzsche Prayer,”what does not kill me,is less likely to be a wingnut with a gun,any gun.”

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  20. Corinne Sabo says:

    Maybe “at” instead of “with”?

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  21. UmptyDump says:

    Corinne, or just leave out the preposition altogether.

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  22. the dream team: fresh heart dickey and sarah for running mate

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  23. maryelle says:

    Doesn’t matter who enters the contest, the winner (loser?) will be the billionaire who has been buying The Angel of Darkness to cover his own very suspicious business dealings. Hope somebody warns the ducks.

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  24. capitol dave says:

    Anybody else notice that the logo on his invitation looks kinda like the Al Jazeera logo? Does this mean we’ve got yet another “secret Mooslim” running for president? Inquiring minds want to know.

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  25. e platypus onion says:

    Marge Wood-you so naughty. I was way off in South Dakota wingnuttery when it finally dawned on me-why would anyone need an extra Dick(Cheney) in a field of Johnson grass? You got that by the moderators,didn’t you. That was superb penmanship. Pretend I’m bowing and sweeping my hat in your honor. 🙂 🙂

    Capitol Dave-JJ had a post about that ,,,,,thing…..just last week.
    https://juanitajean.com/maybe-its-a-two-fer/

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  26. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    capitol dave, remember when some wag did the acronym for the Outlaw Jersey Whale’s PAC to read LMFAO? It’s likely that Daffy Cruz, Jr. has been similarly punked by his logo. Can think of 10-100 things that flame might say about Cruz and his corporate masters; still working on 1 that will pass muster with Mama.

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  27. Thunderman says:

    I saw someone refer to Cruz as “Tailgunner Ted”.

    That one should stick.

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  28. capitol dave says:

    e platy, I guess I should come by more often, so I can avoid repeating what JJ says, cause I’m certainly not apt to be ahead of her on anything.

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  29. e platypus onion says:

    capitol dave-hope you come by early,late,often and sooner. The more the merrier. JJ’s is open 24/7. Bring friends. Lotsa friends. 🙂

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  30. Can’t we simply change it to “An afternoon of shooting AT Ted?”

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