August 24, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
And this one is whining she wants us to help with her legal bills because she’s a retired teacher.
https://www.rawstory.com/fulton-county-indictments-2664344036/
1Jenna Ellis has a big ol’ grin for her mug shot. As with any of these lizard-people, it’s difficult to know if that’s the grin of a true believer who believes the Gates of paradise will open for her “martyrdom” or the grin of somebody who’s turned state’s evidence. She’s been riding on the tea party gravy train for a long time, changing cars when it was convenient. Was a never Trumper until he was the nominee- then, all in.
2I know, it’s childish and nasty to make fun of people for their appearance and physical condition. But for the Big Enchilada’s booking, you can make bets on his weight:
https://www.bostonglobe.com/2023/08/24/metro/trump-weight-georgia-booking/
From the article, they started with 262.5 pounds as the over/under line, assuming MAGAts would bet under that. But since everyone took the over, they’ve raised it to 278.5 pounds.
My bet is that T**** has been frantically trying to lose weight before the booking, knowing that his obesity is bad for his (self-)image. So look for him to be haggard and sagging for the check-in, with a box of Big Macs waiting in his limousine for afterwards.
3Smiling for a mugshot is 100% weird.
4What a bunch of criminal minds. Trying to figure out if the smirky grins or the frowny faces look the most guilty.
5Interesting that trumpf changed his “legal team” again before he mugs for cameras today. Wonder if he’ll be extra orange for his mug shot.
At least they’re not having to wear a prison outfit and holding a serial number board in front of them. They’re privileged.
6You were expecting maybe the Brady Bunch?
7Ellis is auditioning for Fox, OAN, or Newsmax because goodness knows none of these people are practicing law anymore.
8What, no Paul Lynde? Most humorless panel ever!
9While waiting for the perp walk, found a new episode of Hollywood Squares …
10https://twitter.com/CalltoActivism/status/1694756894907453460/photo/1
The version of the Squares I saw that made me crack up suggested Paul Lynde in the Center Square … “for the block”
We definitely need someone with a full load of snark or irony to join this list of B- and C-level “celebrities.”
11The Self-Glorious DJT.
12The orange creep mug shot:
13https://apple.news/ADEiBChcdT0msfK-eeSF8IQ
I laughed out loud when that a**hole’s mug shot came on my TV screen. Somehow I knew it would be as stupid as I thought it would be. Does he think that’s a great scary strong intimidating look? It’s not. It’s just stupid!
14The orange evil creep says he’s 6’3” and weighs 215#. Anyone that believes that must be a magat. I’m 6’1 so I must weigh what I weighed in high school, 55 years ago. 175.
15Of course no one would believe he would pose as a creepy-lying-pervert-fa****t-@$$hole criminal that he really is. I guess he thinks if he puts it on a mug, his maggots will buy it.
16Trump’s mugshot looks like a headshot for someone who wants the role of a bad alien on Star Trek
17Wow, imagine what Agatha Christie could do with that rogues gallery!
18Jenna Ellis announced today on her radio show that she couldn’t vote for trump again. I guess that smile means that AG Fani Willis gave her the early bird special for flipping on the Orange has been. No Jail time for Jenna.
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