March 05, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Sieg Heil!
1Well, it’s starting to look like a bunch of snacilbupeR are going over to Cruz. Like HE would be better?
2Sooo Drumpf has gone from channeling Il Duce to channeling der Führer hisownself. Doesn’t someone need to tell Drumpf that the arc of der Führer’s life was downward. To Hell.
3Oh and with apologies to Mike Godwin and his eponymous internet law.
4Even with this creepy picture, I fear Cruz more. HE is a true Hitler. Scares me.
5TheDon’s new book, ‘Mein Drumpf’, is currently slated for publication.
6Oh my.
And there seems to be a real live black guy in the audience! [Front middle of photo in blue shirt.] Guess security hasn’t gotten around to him yet.
7Wouldn’t that have to be Mein MacDrumpf to fit Trump’s Scottish heritage? Look closely and you can see Drumpf’s eyes are crossed when he disavows white suckpremacists.
8The snacilbupeR just get uglier and uglier. That is, what’s left of the snacilbupeR, the deranged remnants.
9OMG
10Susan, I understand. It’s hard to do satire when life itself moves well beyond any reasonable parody.
So, I have to ask… Why didn’t Herr Drumpf hold this rally at a beer hall in Munich? Or would that have been a little too obvious?
11Vote for any one of them. When pigs fly.
12And after they all pledged he said “Now go do that voodoo that you do so weeellllll!” Just channelling one of my favorite pix — Blazing Saddles.
13@Scott Bidstrup
Hair Drumpf didn’t go to Munich for this ala der Führer because the putsch in Munich circa 1923 failed. der Führer hisownself was wounded by police gunfire and several of his brownshirts were killed.
14I wonder who gets the brown shirt & sam brown belt concession? there’s going to be some profits to be made there!
15A lot of Trump’s heritage isn’t Scottish, but German. Which explains a lot.
16I agree with Twain. Trump is awful, but Cruz is far worse in many ways. Check out CruzWatch site if any one is forgetting any of this–
http://progresstexas.org/cruz-watch
Anyway, this so called Christian who says he is Christian first, American second (and that is a long shot due to a potential birther argument) is holding up funding for the people of Flint to have decent drinking water–what a piece of work–His religious extremism is most frightening when he utters his religious liberty junk–meaning his religious liberty is the only thing that matters–he also is an end of times freak and is waiting to put his hands on the button to make sure his version of prophesy comes true–spread the word about this Snake Oil Salesman!!! His endorsers are just as frightening as David Duke–Tony Perkins, Mike Bickle, the Duck–and the list goes on–hope the Stepford voters rebel at the polls!!!
17I read that Trump’s grandfather was an illegal German immigrant who was a racketeer and a pimp.
18Sounds about right!
Found on the net a few years back!
“Florida is an incubator for disaster. Between privatization, greed, zealotry, and ignorance, the citizens of Florida are paying taxes for very little in return. If ever there was a state that illustrated the abject failure of tea party ‘liberty’, it’s Florida.”
19Now Elizabeth Moon, MacDrumpf hisownself sez his heritage is Scottish and you all know by now Drumpf does not lie……….less than all the time. 🙂
20Yeah, I know. A thousand year tRump reich? Karma is watching and taking notes. Her bites gonna be a big one!
21The really scary part is that Donnie Drumpf is slightly less dense/insane than the other three snacilbupeR.
RU-BO may be from the every child receives a trophy generation, but there are no prizes among the snacilbupeR Four.
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-A_XXBHE6nw0/VttYpf64b_I/AAAAAAABaK8/tAID3jwqXJw/s640/3%2Bmike%2Bluckovich.jpg
22http://northernbeacon.blogspot.com/
This is interesting and quite good from Dr David Newquist.
23Wehrmacht
Reichswehr soldiers swear the Hitler oath with hands raised in the traditional schwurhand gesture:
“Ich schwöre bei Gott diesen heiligen Eid, daß ich dem Führer des Deutschen Reiches und Volkes Adolf Hitler, dem Oberbefehlshaber der Wehrmacht, unbedingten Gehorsam leisten und als tapferer Soldat bereit sein will, jederzeit für diesen Eid mein Leben einzusetzen.”
The Wehrmacht Oath of Loyalty to Adolf Hitler, 2 August 1934
“I swear by God this sacred oath that to the Leader of the German empire and people, Adolf Hitler, supreme commander of the armed forces, I shall render unconditional obedience and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath.”
Civil servant oath
Diensteid der öffentlichen Beamten
Ich schwöre: Ich werde dem Führer des Deutschen Reiches und Volkes Adolf Hitler treu und gehorsam sein, die Gesetze beachten, und meine Amtspflichten gewissenhaft erfüllen, so wahr mir Gott helfe.
Service oath for public servants
I swear: I will be faithful and obedient to the leader of the German empire and people, Adolf Hitler, to observe the law, and to conscientiously fulfil my official duties, so help me God!
SS oath
Eidformel der Schutzstaffel, 9.11.1935
“Wie lautet Dein Eid ?” – “Ich schwöre Dir, Adolf Hitler, als Führer und Kanzler des Deutschen Reiches Treue und Tapferkeit. Wir geloben Dir und den von Dir bestimmten Vorgesetzten Gehorsam bis in den Tod. So wahr mir Gott helfe !”
“Also glaubst Du an einen Gott ?” – “Ja, ich glaube an einen Herrgott.”
“Was hältst Du von einem Menschen, der nicht an einen Gott glaubt?” – “Ich halte ihn für überheblich, größenwahnsinnig und dumm; er ist nicht für uns geeignet.
Loyalty oath of the SS, 9 November 1935
“What is your oath ?” – “I vow to you, Adolf Hitler, as Führer and chancellor of the German Reich loyalty and bravery. I vow to you and to the leaders that you set for me, absolute allegiance until death. So help me God !”
“So you believe in a God ?” – “Yes, I believe in a Lord God.”
“What do you think about a man who does not believe in a God ?” – “I think he is arrogant, megalomaniacal and stupid; he is not eligible for us.”
24Have we hit bottom yet?
25@rasty bob – No. Worse to come.
2620 floors of freefall to go. The impact will be spectacular.
27rasty bob, good question. The snacilbupeR seem intent on defying all laws of gravity and digging holes. Maybe Cleveland, when we can hope for such an implosion that they self bury. But, as usual our role will be to once again repair their damages. Ask President Obama, he seems to have some experience with that problem.
Our only option is to vote. Not just for Presidential nominees, but in all “down ballot” choices. No more snacilbupeR. We cannot afford them.
Whether “feeling the Bern” or recognizing that Sec/Sen Clinton has been disparaged by 30-40 years of Clinton Derangement Syndrome, we Democrats have two good choices. Staying home during this election isn’t one of them.
28the whole lot of them are lunatics. this is what 40 years of breeding down will get you. I expect the Cruz “birther” issue will go away, once he finally gets bumped from contention.
29NicaBrian, “splat” is good. But this time, we really do need to send the clean up bill to the snacilbupeR.
30rasty bob, there is no bottom to a black hole.
31I shall render unconditional obedience and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oaf.”
There,I fixed for you, Umpty.
32We’ll kick the kaiser up the arse,parlez vous
We’ll kick the kaiser up the arse,parlez vous
We’ll kick the kaiser up the arse,and stuff it full of broken glass
hinky dinky parlez vous
From the PBS mini-series 1915
33All my life I have wondered how Germany fell in line for that ugly little troll, giving him carte blanche over their lives. Now I understand. We are reliving history, but have the lessons of the past to help us avoid that horror. Are the majority of Americans too stupid to learn from history? I am beginning to think so.
34Looking at that picture makes my stomach turn. I cannot joke about this.
Please, please, let Trump be performing a one-man morality play, in which he turns on his audience in the end, shows them what kind of horrible people they have become, and drops out of the Presidential race! Otherwise, a large number of Americans have in fact become horrible people, and I am afraid of, and for, them.
35He has been using his StormTrumpers to keep his rallies friendly and white. This is the next step.
36Wow. 35 years and we’ve slipped from a b-grade movie actor to a b-grade huckster and carnival barker with megalomaniacal AND major narcissist issues. Just. Wow. I never would have believed it, never!
37The GOP campaign is not funny any more. What must the civilized world think of us?
38The T-Shirt that I designed and really want to wear but would be crazy to do so in Texas:
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=EC935AFF9133170C!333389&authkey=!APRBBpe8YPrWi2A&v=3&ithint=photo%2cJPG
39platypus: thank you for that excellent link. I guarantee one would not find such a mindful post on Breitbart.
40I’ve read on-line that 7 people, who were at Trump’s Tuesday rally is suing Stumpy for the abusive treatment they received at that rally!!
More folks ought to be pulling that card out of their pocket!!
41You are welcome, Linda Phipps.
42Very nicely done Jorge, and sad, frightening, and true as well! Also semi suicidal in most parts of our benighted state!
43Good t-shirt Jorge.
epo, we know Dr. Newquist is one of the best. Among the wise thoughts, this line chilled my bones:
“a very significant portion of the population does not believe in the quest for liberty, equality, and justice for all people.”
That’s clearly and very sadly true.
44I’d wear one of those shirts, but WHERE?
45I read a lot about Germany and about what happened. I researched Dietrich Bonhoeffer. The people were worried about Communists and Nazis. They decided the Nazis were the less of two evils. Barth and his family were professionals and they finally decided someone had to do SOMETHING about Hitler. I’m not going to talk a lot about this but suggest that you research Bonhoeffer, Hitler and the Confessing church. It didn’t happen over night. Lots of Americans were Hitler enthusiasts including Henry Ford. Hitler was popular at first and provided activities for teenagers. Later, a German said if anyone had told them they’d do what they did, they wouldn’t have believed it.
Jorge, I suspect it might be safe to wear that shirt since Trump supporters won’t know what any of the words mean.
46@Jorge. Great t-shirt, and if you are looking for possible distribution, try Northern Sun, in Minneapolis: http://www.northernsun.com. They are a decades old issue oriented business. T-shirts and buttons are their game, and this is safe territory to wear em.
47Debbo,I’d be willing to bet that all those disbelievers in Justice for all,etc. are big Superman fans.
48There’ve been more than a million YouTube hits on this Jimmy Kimmel takeoff of Mel Brooks’s “The Producers” – so it’ll be no surprise if you already saw it. But in case you haven’t …
http://youtu.be/OemqVWi_R0k
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