January 14, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
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A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
El Jefe, you know we would read anything you write. But it was with trepidation we opened “accordion.”
Just so other folks know, it’s a spoof on Donnie and therefore safe to watch. The video could use improvement. Maybe a speaking monkey as organ grinder with Donnie hopping on the end of a leash.
1I have hated watching the way he waves his hands for months.
Now I can just imagine an accordion in them and–voila!–it will all make sense. Thanks!
2Or, instead of a monkey, you could use an orangutan.
You could tell the orangutan from Trump by …
Well, I guess you couldn’t.
https://www.google.com/search?q=orangutan&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS713US713&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=950&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj6w5D_xcLRAhUJjVQKHdr1D9cQ_AUIBigB
3The accordion needs to be louder.
4This is much better. He becomes almost bearable…almost.
5The accordion needs to be louder. I can still hear him.
And it needs to be bigger. I can still see him.
And LynnN, please stop slandering orangutans.
6Thanks, El Jefe, It’s been a long time since had such good laugh.
7Sorry, but I can still see the SOB-elect, however, it’s a good try, El Jefe
8It’s a great idea, but as others have said, a couple tweaks are in order: Much larger and louder accordian. No vocals at all.
9His speech patterns are crucial to the rhythm of his hands and that of the accordion. I also imagine thousands of people in the audience laughing uproariously, drowning out his words and making him very angry, red face and all.
10Really, y’all, oran-gutans (the old men of the forest) are far more wise and interesting. And musical, probably!
11Needs moar accordion please. Oh, and something to cover that orange-ish visage. Every day it is looking more and more like desiccated fruit. Just add it to the list of things that that poor excuse of a human specimen is trying to cover up. You can say it’s a fake tan for a fake man.
12Orangutans are wonderful animals, they even like people.
13I’m not at all sure the orange-man likes people.
Lust isn’t the same as like.
Visual is much improved, but the audio still needs work.
I suggest eliminating the voice track entirely, and replacing it with a rotation of Lady of Spain, The Beer Barrel Polka, and some kickass Zydeco.
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