I Do Not Want To Know This Guy’s Fantasies
Pastor Ed James from the Bertha Chapel Missionary Baptist in Jackson, Mississippi, has himself some powerfully strong feelings about marriage equality.
A Mississippi pastor brought a horse in a wedding dress to stand with him outside a federal courthouse on Friday in Jackson to protest a federal judge’s ruling, currently on hold, to overturn the socially conservative state’s ban on gay marriage.
Seriously, a horse in a wedding dress.
We think it was a girl horse but from the way the horse is dressed, it’s hard to tell. Besides, that style is soooooo dated. I do not know if Pastor James’ wife wore that dress prior to it being used to shame people, so I won’t speculate. Much.
Pastor James asked passerby if they wanted to marry a horse.
No one was more perverted than Pastor James, who is obviously having some pretty weird thoughts.
Pastor James says the horse’s name is Charlotte. I think Delilah would have been more appropriate because she was used for evil, too.
Thanks to Annabelle for the heads up.
Well he had one end of the horse right. I love horses, but his wife must have married the non-eating end of one.
1We should all go down there and support him and his right to marry a horse if he wants(and the horse consents). Wouldn’t that freak him out? Instead of an altar,they need a stump.
2EPO … I think you are right … If that so-called “Pastor” wants to marry Charlotte the horse … who are we to say he can’t do that? If people supported that right, Pastor Pervert would be slinging spit from right to left trying to convince folks that this is NOT where he was going with this!
And to think that horse’s patootie actually has a wife … maybe a kid or two, as well! Pity them!!
3At least the horse is wearing white.
4“Willlburrrr, stop that!” Mr. Ed
5Rev. James sounds like he uses Caligula as inspiration. Just sayin’.
6Pastor James should know he has a precedent. The Roman Emperor Caligula did just that with his favorite horse. There is no record of how the horse felt about it.
7The marriage could not take place: when the pastor asked Charlotte if she would “take this man…” she reportedly said, “neeeeeeigh”.
8I think the good pastor did make his point, and proved it’s possible for gay marriage to have unintended consequences. For instance, just the idea of legal gay marriage has clearly lead to a case of insanity, for at least one person in Jackson, Mississippi.
9Laughing.
10Maybe he could get a couple of pointers from this Texan on how to man-love your or your neighbors horse!
http://gawker.com/man-arrested-two-times-in-3-months-for-having-sex-with-665508881
11@Linda FTW!! What don’t these morons get about a contractual relationship BETWEEN CONSENTING ADULTS? Presumably ADULT HUMANS?! The only role a horse has in a contract is that of chattel, or transferable property. Of course, in Caligula’s case he was the Emperor, and therefore a god; Pastor James needs to go sit in a nice quiet place and have a heart to heart w HIS God; I’m pretty sure the Almighty is not best pleased by his antics!
12If the horse is consenting to the marriage, why are the halter and rope there?
13Fred,
14Sorry, but when God gave Moses the ten commandments he included not coveting a neighbor’s livestock because some day, in Mississippi, there is going to be an idiot, whose attempt at being clever, will be misunderstood by other idiots, and……..
Pastor James is a pillar of salt by night fall.
15The Caligula story — possibly apocryphal — involves the mad emperor designating his favorite horse (Incitatus) as consul. No marriage. Although Caligula was reputed to have committed in incest with at least one of his sisters. And then he killed her.
http://www.history.com/news/ask-history/did-caligula-really-make-his-horse-a-consul
16Now I’m confused. Thought the goat was the go to animal for rednecks against marriage equality, except Rick Santorum who is rumored to prefer dogs when taking the leap from same sex to bestiality. Guess that is what happens, when they deliberately fail to hear the two operant words, consenting adults.
17Did he scare off all the sheep?
18This has been a fun post today,but let’s end the non-sense and hang him as a hoss thief.
19Didn’t the Godfather have a thing for horses?
20Love to hear his proposal. Well,Toots its either me or the glue factory.
21@austinhatlady – maybe poor Charlotte is dressed in a toga?!
22Bertha Chapel Missionary Baptist Church needs a new pastor. I suggest the horse. Give Ed James the job of horse manure custodian.
23And the bartender said, “Hey, Charlotte! Why the long face?”
24I said “Charlotte,” not “harlot!”
25Corrine awesome.
26I got nuthin’. Speechless.
27‘Lless says:
December 15, 2014 at 1:03 pm
Pastor James is a pillar of salt by night fall. 15’
More like Pastor James is a coprolite stela by nightfall…( a solidified, fossilized sh~t shaft ), right now he’s just a sack of it.
28( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_stelae )
The Pastor has run afoul of the klan. Rumour has it Charlotte is Haley Barbour’s girlfriend.
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