I Can Think Of Better Things
George Dubya Bush says that he’s like to see his brother Jeb run for President.
Now I know you’re thinking, “I would, too, Bro! Hillary 2016!”
But, ponder for a moment about a third Bush presidency. Liz Cheney as Vice President, two or three unemployed Bush children as cabinet members, and a war in Costa Rica to get even for the Boston bombing. That’s something to look forward to.
Let me tell you things I’d rather see than another Bush presidency.
1. John Boehner nakkid
2. My brain ooze out my ears
3. One of those Hoarder people move in next door
4. Catwoman, the movie
5. An evening with your neighbor’s kid’s hard rock garage band
6. Being forced to hear the details of an Ann Coulter / Franklin Graham love affair
7. A Pawn Stars marathon
8. Sean Hannity anywhere anytime anyhow
9. Being forced on a Ted Cruz Holiday Cruise
10. The Louie Gohmert Louiepalooza Concert featuring Ted Nugent and enough firepower to level Vermont
Thanks to Frank for the heads up.
Sue…#1 will certainly cause #2…then rest of the list is would be moot..
1wahoo.
2Don’t forget a sleepover with Rick Perry!
31): I’ll live with Jeb
42): Been there, done that, but have been out of college a while
3): You do not want to see my basement, my office or my wife’s office
4): Turn off the sound and captions.
5): Turn off hearing aides
6): ‘I may vomit’ Sheridan Whiteside – The Man Who Came to Dinner
7): ??
8): Shackles, handcuffs and a gag
9): Deep six him
10): 2 rounds from an ’03 at 400 yards
My nightmare is “The Flo Channel” (Progressive car insurance lady).
5Having Greg Abbott represent me in Federal Court.
“Being forced to hear the details of an Ann Coulter / Franklin Graham love affair” = Scary Movie VII and VIII
6details of a Mann Coulter/Sarah Palin fling. EWWWWWW
7My nightmare would be Mitch McConnell nekkid.
8” John Boehner nekkid”
9Now you’re pushing it, JJ. 😉
Ted Cruz hosting Saturday Night Live.
10….any and all of the above……you people are hilarious.
11Good God Almight, JJ … that list just about made my SuperSonic Jalepeno Double Cheeseburger I had for lunch come back up! And the onion rings, too!
Your list is hysterial … but I have to nix seeing any of those ditwads nekkid … good grief!!
12JJ Ah Luv Yew, you know that, girl. But DON’T BE DISSIN’ MY PAWN STARS. The history behind the items is right on, the various experts are very competent, and all the guys are likable except the son. I’ve been to the actual store on my first and only trip to Las Vegas, and the onliest souvenirs I brought back from that trip were a marriage license and a Rick Harrison bobblehead.
Now, Hardcore Pawn… absolutely run them guys down. Any of the various car repossession shows should be shown in lieu of waterboarding. That Honey Boo Boo show should be visited by DCFS him-ME-jit-lee.
But leave my program alone.
I want my Chum TV.
13I hope you’re not giving Ted Nugent and his posse ideas about Vermont…
14When I read #1 my first thought was of a Cheeto.
15I’d add a proctological exam and root-canal work.
16Do you think ALL of Boner is orange?
17Well, Cheryl Ann just ruined MY whole day.
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