I Can See Kansas From My Front Porch

May 21, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh y’all, I am semi-convinced that God is snake biting Sarah Palin until she quits using his name in vain, which is pretty much every day with her moral superiority and tight leather dominatrix jackets.

In Texas, we have a hotly contested race for the Republican Senate seat between a Regular Money Grubbing Republican, David Dewhurst, and a Tea Party Republican, Ted Cruz.

Mike Huckabee endorsed Dewhurst and so Sarah Palin up and endorsed Cruz.  You know, like Texans should care what two pathetic losers from Alaska and Arkansas think about anydamnthing, much less who we should elect in Texas.

Like the gods sitting on the mountaintop throwing a bolt of lightning or two while watching the mere mortals stumble through life, Palin and Huckabee are having a showdownpaloooza in Texas.

They are both now doing robocalls for their favored candidate.  Huckabee has the upper hand, but only because he knows where Texas is.

According to the Topeka Capital-Journal’s Tim Carpenter, Palin’s recorded calls have been dispatched in Kansas. While the call begins with a cheerful “Hello, Texas!” greeting from Palin, Carpenter reported Sunday that he had received the message while at his office at the Topeka newspaper, hundreds of miles from the Lone Star State’s border.

I can see how she made that mistake.  I mean, both states end in the letter “s” and they both … well, I can’t think of anything else, but I am certain there are other similarities.

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0 Comments to “I Can See Kansas From My Front Porch”


  1. They also both touch Oklahoma. That map thingy thing can be confusing!

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  2. Sandino says:

    And they both are full of Republicans that would like to take us back to the middle ages.

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  3. They are both part of “Real America”?

    As an aside, you can tell you live in a seriously red repub district when you can go vote on a Sunday (like I did yesterday) at an polling place, fully staffed, and 12 voting machines. A

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  4. I have to disagree. $arah knows where Texas is. Wasn’t she in Texas when she went into fake labor with her fake pregnancy?

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  5. JT, you are so right about the Sunday voting in Roaring Red Central Texas. So I says to my hubby, says I, “How come we can vote early on Sunday afternoon, but not on Saturday?”
    He says, “So they can all go in right after church and do their Christian duty.” We marched right in and asked for the Democratic ballots. Ours will be two of maybe a couple dozen.

    It was hard not to lie and vote in the Republican primary though. I really, really wanted to vote against my least favorite candidates including Cruz, plus all of our local judges and sheriff candidates are RINOs. But I just couldn’t bring myself to have “REPUB” stamped on my voter card.

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  6. TexasEllen says:

    I hope they spend it all on misdirected phone calls. Should boost the economy while proving that the robocallers don’t know diddly.

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  7. Maybe she is privy to Gov. Ricky’s plan to annex the neighboring state of Kansas.

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  8. Glyn, so true. I voted in the repub primary a couple of years ago to vote against goodhair’s reelection. I’m still trying to scrub off the stink from having that on my voter registration even now.

    Never again.

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  9. I-35 runs through both of them. But then, it goes all the way to Minneapolis, too.

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  10. Ralph Wiggam says:

    I enjoyed the Club For Growth ads that complained that Dewhurst was “too moderate” because only extremism is acceptable in Texas.

    “Let your moderation be known unto all men. The Lord is at hand.”
    Philippians 4:4-6

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  11. prentiss says:

    Sarah P…..the gift that keeps on giving

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  12. Corinne Sabo says:

    I can see Arkansas from mine. Looks bad. Maybe it’s because of Huckabee…..

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  13. Good Grief!! I almost kinda forgot about $ister $arah. She always great for a laugh. 😉

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  14. I voted in the Republican Primary once. Not only did I spend the next two years going to vote without my card, because I was so embarrassed for anyone to see the Republican Primary stamp on it, it also took me years to get off various mailing lists, especially the “English as the Official Language” group. Never again.

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  15. Sarah Palin is an insult to any serious female that ever did anything!! Anybody with any common sense at all knows that she was pulled out of thin air in order to attempt to beat Obama and Hillary!! I can see it clearly: After a few Jacks and cigars in a smoke filled room; some McCain supporters attempted to figure out a way to beat this black man and tough woman by offering up “a pretty thing with a little political so called experience.” Well, they must of been thinking with something other than the heads between their shoulders; her attitude and lack of intellect makes her disgusting!! She is an embarrassment , as an American! How she continues to have her daughter held up as an example for our youth is sickening. Lifetime tv is really scaping the bottom of the barrell to give her a television show! Why should our young girls even try with rewards such as this?

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