Y’all, Steve Stockman is alive and apparently off his meds somewhere.  He’s going to let us in on his alien abduction tomorrow.

“Where am I? Find out Monday…” the congressman wrote in the tweet.

The message comes after weeks of unanswered phone calls and emails to Stockman staffers. When reached Thursday night, his wife declined to comment on her husband’s whereabouts.

A quick trip in the Juanita Jean Wayback Machine, reminds us that Stockman was a first term congressman almost 20 years ago who got a fax one hour before the Oklahoma City bombing warning about it.

About 45 minutes before the bomb went off on 4/19/95 in front of the Murrah Building, this idiot’s office got a fax that the sender (who turned out to be one of the “Michigan Militia” who knew McVeigh) had tried to make look like it came from a Federal agency, warning of a bomb threat to a Federal building in Oklahoma City.

Even though all bomb threats are supposed to be reported, this one went into the recycle box.

With all Stockman’s financial woes right now coupled with his political contributions reporting being practically non-exisitant, it’s gotta be a doozy of a story.

I have a suggestion.  There’s a story going around about James O’Keefe targeting Battleground Texas.  I say we pay O’Keefe to follow Steve Stockman around.  This is a win/win for O’Keefe.  (1) It’ll be the first honest work he’s ever had, and (2) we’ll even let him wear his pimp outfit.

You know, if Republicans didn’t provide all this entertainment, I’d have to go join the circus.