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Donald Trump’s new campaign wrecker, Kellyanne Conway, says that the Trump de Résistance of deporting all “illegals” in America is now under review because somebody finally realized that rounding up millions of people, tearing them away from their American-born children and dumping them in  place where they no longer have any connection, might be (1) impossible, and (2) be called the Trail of Tears in the history books.

“So what Donald Trump said yesterday in that meeting … varied little from what he has said publicly,” Conway said. “What he supports is to make sure we enforce the law, that we are respectful of those Americans who are looking for jobs, and that we are fair and humane to those who live among us.”

No, that’s not what he said.  I know.  I heard.

The other point she wanted to make clear is that the Leader of the Whole Damn Republican ticket has “regrets.”

Conway demurred on who specifically Trump was expressing regret to, and said he hasn’t made apology calls to individuals.

“He’s expressed his regret publicly and said, ‘If I have caused you personal pain — that can include me, that can include you’ — that he regrets that,” Conway said.

So, one step up from the Pope, Trump thinks he gets secret universal dispensation from anything he’s ever said that was hurtful.  I hope you noticed that he declined to regret anything he’s ever done.

Phew, that’s over.  Now he can go forth and sin again.