Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has been indicted for two first degree counts of securities fraud, and with a third degree felony for failing to register as a securities adviser with the Texas State Securities Board.

He’s so crooked that he has to screw on his socks in the morning.

It is important to remember that all of these things happened before he was elected Attorney General.  So, watching him try to blame Obama for his indictment is a load of fun.

To rally the Republican troops before his trial, Mr. and Mrs. Paxton have taken their show on the road.  She writes songs, plays the guitar, and sings.

Here’s her latest song.

Pistol Packin’ Mama
by Angela Paxton

I’m a pistol packin’ mama, yes I am
I’m a pistol packin’ mama, yes I am
I’m a pistol packin’ mama and my husband sues Obama
I’m a pistol packin’ mama, yes I am

I was adopted as a little bitty babe
I was adopted as a little bitty babe
I’m so blessed to have 2 mamas, and my husband sues Obama
I was adopted as a little bitty babe

I grew up in a tiny Texas town
I grew up in a tiny Texas town
Ninety people, cows, pigs, llamas, and my husband sues Obama
I grew up in a tiny Texas town

Tragically, it goes on and on and on.

I guess she’s working on something to rhyme with prison.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.