I Am Thankful I Am Not A Woman At John McCain’s Thanksgiving
Please, somebody tell Grandpa to zip up his pants and sit down.
John McCain wanted to send Bill Clinton to the Middle East. Yes, Bill.
Sen. John McCain suggested Sunday that former President Bill Clinton once again try his hand at forging peace between the Israelis and Palestinians as another day of violence lit up the sky on the border between Israel and Gaza.
Uh, Grandpa, Hillary is the Secretary of State and don’t think she needs a winky to get the job done.
Please, somebody tell John McCain that to all women are as dumb as Sarah Palin.
I hope no women are preparing his meal tomorrow because they’re gonna burn his cranberry sauce.
Is he just confused about who is SoS? Or does he just think Bill would do a better job. Either way, he better look out tomorrow – he’s such a big TURKEY!!
1I don’t want to take any kind of advice from Grampy McCain–who, after all, gave us Caribou Barbie and, much to our disgust, her various offspring. Still, we have to acknowledge that we have two of the MOST talented political operatives on the planet in Bill and Hillary. Hillary is clearly tired. After all, she has spent the previous 12+ years working tirelessly to win a seat in the Senate, representing the people of New York in that body, running for President, and then as a peerless Secretary of State.
Bill, on the other hand, has gone through heart surgery and radically changed his diet. He is tanned, rested, and ready.
Does anybody else, besides me, see those two changing jobs?
I’m looking at Hillary running the foundation, while writing her memoirs, and Bill as SOS. It would be brilliant!
2This is not to mention Susan Rice. The Rethugs have apparently decided that she is expendable and worthy of character assassination. After all, she would not be either the first, or second, female SOS, nor would she be the first, or second, African-American SOS. She would just be the first DEMOCRATIC female, African-American SOS. So, they can hang her out to dry for whatever their petty, political reasons.
She has long been married to a white boy, an ABC news producer, and has managed to produce a blonde-haired daughter. That must give the Rethug base the heebie-jeebies.
3I’ve lost track of when we last had a white man as Secretary of State. It was before Madeleine Albright.
4He’ll be at Applebee’s eating the Turkey Soup Special…crazy old man.
5Once again, Grandpa Simpson is yelling at those durn kids to get off of his lawn.
6Grumpy old (white) man, wandering around in his pajamas…
7Gee, I hope Susan Rice has a husband. (Actually she does–he’s Canadian. Maybe we should send him. Canadians are very peaceful.)
8Thanks, BarbinDC, didn’t know that. I think it’s pretty safe to say that McCain won’t approve of anything the President does, EVER. Thanks, John, for Sarah the Nut Case.
9Rhea, you made me curious so I looked it up. It was Warren Christopher, Pres. Bill Clinton’s first SoS. He appointed Madeleine Albright SoS for his second term.
10LOL, BarbinDC! I’ll have to remember ‘Caribou Barbie’ (although I would prefer to forget Mrs. Palin altogether).
11If he wanted someone who had actually been able to broker an effective peace treaty, he should have mentioned Jimmy Carter.
12If I were cooking for him, he’d have a little extra in the green beans….
13I would like to be invited to Helen’s for anything. There is not a passive/aggressive bone in her body. She lays it all out and if you follow the rules, everybody has good time.
14Happy Thanksgiving to you all. As soon As I close up the wine shop at 1:00 I’m going home to adjust my L-tryptophan levels.
Put a laxative in his stuffing and there’d be nothing left but pants and a pair of slippers.
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