Hummus Recall
This makes perfect sense and you guys need to quit making fun of Ben Carson for confusing hummus with Hamas.
The soft-spoken conservative mispronounced the name of terrorist organization Hamas several times in a speech to Jewish Republicans. Instead he called the group “hummus” – the name of a popular Middle Eastern chickpea dish (also available and delicious at your local Texas grocery store).
Reporters at the event said Carson’s distortions of Hamas drew chuckles from the crowd. Those following along on social media also poked fun at the malapropism. (Does Barack Obama have a plan to defeat hummus? Does it involve pita bread?)
Well, Mr. Smartypants reporter, surely you know that there’s been a big recall of hummus recently.
Hummus can now officially kill you. Ben Carson is a medical doctor and this is his expertise.
So, do you have a plan? I mean, other than the recall. American cannot be great again until there’s a hummus plan.