How You Know That Rick Perry Is Running For President Again
He is now officially against Texas seceding from the union.
I think Mitt handed over the Official Republican Flip Flops to Rick.
First Rick was for it, now he’s against it, because there was that whole “How can you be President of the United States if you don’t believe in the United States?” question when he did run for two weeks.
So, ole Rick is back to lovin’ America and not wanting to secede, which is where he’ll stay until he flubs the first Presidential debate or the United States Supreme Court says Texas falls under the jurisdiction of the Constitution of the United Damn States of America.