How You Know That Rick Perry Is Running For President Again
He is now officially against Texas seceding from the union.
I think Mitt handed over the Official Republican Flip Flops to Rick.
First Rick was for it, now he’s against it, because there was that whole “How can you be President of the United States if you don’t believe in the United States?” question when he did run for two weeks.
So, ole Rick is back to lovin’ America and not wanting to secede, which is where he’ll stay until he flubs the first Presidential debate or the United States Supreme Court says Texas falls under the jurisdiction of the Constitution of the United Damn States of America.
I think Rick caught Romnesia standing too close to Mitt during the primary debates. Immediately he couldn’t remember which Departments he wanted to abolish.
1Rick thought they said Texas should succeed. It sure seems he’s agin it.
2Looks like a third world leader, or that Hitler guy. Scary, really.
3Please, Please run, the comedy factor is incalculable. Peak wingnut or the wingnut singularity cannot be far behind.
4What a dork!
5Wrong hand for the old “Pledge of Allegiance” hand motions my mom remembers making. They were cancelled during WWII as looking too much like the German salute.
6I still think he’d make a great truck driver. That way he could earn his keep and still entertain the world.
7No, no, no!! That dipstick CAN secede, and he can take the rest of those lazy, line-my-pockets cohorts of his, and leave the rest of us sane, True-Blue, hard working Texans alone. 😉
8He really is a nincompoop, but good for a laugh or two.
9If Rick runs for President, Texas will turn blue faster. Run, Rick, Run!
10Someone has provided an answer to my question about what currency Texas would use as an independent state: Texas Sawbucks.
He also points out just a few of the hurdles that a seceded state might have to think about:
11http://www.stonekettle.com/2012/11/with-friends-like-these.html
Can those of us who don’t live in Texas vote for y’all to leave the rest of us? Please, go for it. And take all those village idiots with you.
12Stephen Colbert has a really good explanation for why these guys do this silly stuff:
http://www.commondreams.org/further/2012/11/13-3
All that money that people give them….. they get to keep it. Tax – free.
13Just figured it out…y’all keep reelecting him for comic relief, right??!
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