Poor Marquito.  Every time he turns around, Chris Christie is popping up like an overfed, short-haired, leaping gnome to absolutely crush him. The Outlaw Jersey Whale first eviscerated Marco Rubio in a debate-stage murder-suicide, broadcast live on the electrical teevee.  Then, when the RU-B0 droid finally looked like he might become a real boy, when he was finally poised to be poised to do something, Christie joined the Prince of Darkness Orange and sucked all the oxygen out of Mark’s Mojo.

Now, post SuperMinnesota, he’s third in delegates, third in wins, and has finished third in most states.  His only hope is to convince the media, party elders, money people and the RNC that he can ride this Win-Lose-or-Draw Primary to the Cleveland convention conclusion, and a broke, broken, brokered candidacy.

~Primo