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To registered your name with Just Won’t Give It Up, Inc., be John Boehner and say this —

House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) is demanding that Paul McCartney apologize for expressing his gratitude that America again has a president “who knows what a library is,” Human Events’ Connie Hair reports.

“Like millions of other Americans, I have always had a good impression of Paul McCartney and thought of him as a classy guy, but I was surprised and disappointed by the lack of grace and respect he displayed at the White House,” Boehner said in a statement. “I hope he’ll apologize to the American people for his conduct which demeaned him, the White House and President Obama.”

“Yes, John, and I demand that you cry me a river,” Juanita hoots.