How Much Smart Can A Million Dollars Buy?
The Rick Perry SuperPAC, Opportunity and Freedom, says that they are going to spend one. million. dollars. in advertising to insure that Rick Perry comes up enough in the polls to secure a spot in the first GOP presidential debate on Fox News on August 6th.
One. Million. Dollars.
Hell, I can’t imagine who would spend one.million.dollars. for the opportunity for Rick Perry to say, “oops” on national teevee again.
This is the ad they are going to run. And they will run it —
Barbour noted the radio advertisements will run on the conservative Salem radio network, which boasts an estimated 10 million listeners a week and includes talk shows hosted by Bill Bennett, Hugh Hewitt and Mike Gallagher.
He said the ads were aimed at reaching a “really dedicated, loyal group of conservative activists, and it’s really important we reintroduce Perry to them.”
Hell, with loyal conservative activists, just do an ad of him saying the n-word, shooting off a bazooka on a busy street, and hollering at “baby killer” to random women. He’s be in first place before the sun set.
Thanks to Donald for the heads up.
They use the world “really” a lot … so I’ll use it as well!! REALLY?!?!?
They are turning on The Donald but he’s too damned stupid to know it … he thinks “they” are cheering him on! Maybe “they” will be turning more of their attention to Perry! Really!?!?!
LOL
1You mean he still has a million $ after his legal fees?
2As we used to say about judges at art competitions, they ain’t no accountin’ fer tastes.
3After Perry’s last sorry debate performance, perhaps they should spend an equal amount on hidden mics so they can whisper his answers in his ear, or use post hypnotic suggestions so he can’t forget this time.
4Why not have the GOP just outright sell the slots? At least it’s a bit more honest.
5“Thanks to Donald for the heads up.”. Donald who? The same Donald who has been recently accused of being a Democratic plant by the craziest of the Republican Party?
6I know Perry’s endgame, but I’m not sure about Trump. Perry (like the other pretenders) is gunning for a show on Fox. Trump lost his TV spots. The others play crazy to get on the boob tube. He’s playing crazy and getting himself off of it. Peculiar.
7There is not enough money in the world to make Perry smart. There may be enough to buy him some voters. The economy’s real bad, especially in some areas, and people who think their vote is worthless may be willing to give it for a handout.
8I agree with Trump(barf), make Perry take and IQ test.
9we could infiltrate the GOP(double barf) and demand that Ted and Bobby use their real names, Ms. Lindsay declare, Jeb denounce his brothers actions as our former POTUS and Ricky Santorum NEVER EVER run again!!!
If Perry took an IQ test I’m pretty sure he would be declared brain dead.
10Spend, Rick, spend! These commercials will be the greatest waste of resources since Napoleon invaded Russia.
11Austin Barbour is Haley Barbour’s nephew. Not getting much in intelligence from that fambly no matter the cost.
12It’s so cute that Perry is all dressed up in his warrior outfit only to take a boat ride that says “Texas Highway Patrol” on this side.
The “highway patrol” needs a boat?
13Why did they use the one picture of macho Rick and his sidekick Sean Hannity which hides Sean’s face? I’d think the picture of Rick’n’Sean together doing manly guy things (In boats! With big guns!) would be a real boost for Rick.
14How much does Texas flood that the highway patrol needs a boat that big?
15Texas Hwy Patrol? Hehehe. Reminds me of that Doosendorfer or whoever up in Lubbock who bought hisself a yacht. ???!!!
16Maybe the Hwy Patrol got to the end of the budget year and had to spend the rest of the money in a hurry.
@Rhea
17THP be needin’ that boat so’s they can do interdiction on the high seas, for y’know, drugs and illegals and pirates and such. Yahoo buckaroo!
Are those guys on either side of Perry security? Since when do they wear jeans?
18@Marge, is that the Yachting Neugebayers you are talkin bout? (One of Juanitas Really Good Snickers, and he was the gift that keeps on giving for a while; not as good as Louie G tho!) and @Micr, if Perry is involved, it’s “Avast ye swabs! How about a nice contribution to my war chest and no one gets hurt…!”
19Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my great pleasure to re-introduce the whoopsiest, oopsiest, trans-vaginal probiest, rootinest, tootinist, indictedest, age cheerleader ever to emerge from Ni**erhead ranch, Rick, the Prick, Perry!
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