And you thought Texas was bad?

An Arizona republican, Carl Seel, recently introduced legislation that would make it a crime for a ‘person in the state illegally’ to use any public resource or facility. This would include sidewalks, roads, parks and yes, even public restrooms.

The first time, it’s a misdemeanor, but the second time it’s a felony.  So, apparently it’s okay to use public jails.

He wants to take their cars if undocumented workers are found driving on public streets, so drive on up in the yards, guys, because it’ll keep big bad Carl Seel off your butt.

And as far as not being able to use public restrooms, if somebody will get Carl Seel’s address we can all use his driveway.

You think I’m joking, don’t you?

Okay, you caught me.  I’m joking.

Use his flower bed.