Actual article in the Houston Chronicle.

Actual headline.

So if he speaks and doesn’t weewee in his pants or laugh hysterically at a ta-ta pun, he’s suddenly Cicero?

Dude, that right there is some of that “soft bigotry of low expectations.”

But, it certainly got Grover Norquist excited!

Grover Norquist, the influential conservative who serves as president of Americans for Tax Reform, thinks there are only six Republicans who can win the 2016 Republican nomination for president.

His list, which he told Business Insider in an approximately hour-long interview Friday at the Conservative Political Action Conference: New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, Texas Gov. Rick Perry, former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, and Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul.

Lookie here:  Bobby Jindal doesn’t walk on his tippy toes now, Chris Christie is still trying to bridge that ethics gap, people have forgotten all about that Bush family thing, nobody knows Scott Walker, and Rand Paul almost isn’t as crazy as his dad.  What does that leave you:  Rick Perry can read a speech!  Go Rick!