July 22, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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“A picture is worth a thousand words.” However, I don’t qualify to say with certainty that Vlad spanked Donnie. Maybe Stormy Daniels will speak as an authority on Donnie’s facial expression after a spanking.
Or, (doubtfully) maybe Jim Jordan (R-OH) will offer his expertise on how one exits a shower after being on the receiving end of an episode of drop the soap.
1Putin, “Mr. President you look simply marvelous in these money laundering, hooker and underage beauty contestant videos, Boris rill em!.”
2Trump, “Yes I do look bigly, look at my crowd size!”
Putin, “Unfortunately your wife and the world will not think so, so remember I OWN you.”
At Sarah Sanders next news conference:
“The President in the photo you referenced was wearing one of his “Workout Ties” which are filled with special high-molecular-density weights that allow him to exercise even in meetings on days when he has a full schedule. Notice how both the tie and the President are moving in tandem to his left? Next question?”
3Looks like Donnie Debtor is having his final call for payback…
4Poor Agent Orange looks like his boss told him in no uncertain terms that his performance was underpar and he better start hitting his numbers if he doesn’t want Pooty to tell all he has on him.
5Feckless Freeloader Donnie is seeing the wrath of Pootie and the end of his gleeful feckishness. Dotard45’s plans to rehome he and his worthless progeny seaside in Crimea or NoKo are looking as if those plans may be relocated to Chernobyl. When Pootie arrives for their next shower encounter, he might bring Donnie a gift of Novichok tea.
6Like a chastised outmaneuvered 4 year old in the sand box!
7I’d say Trump’s performance review didn’t go well – lots of “failed to meet expectations” from Putin, perhaps. Weird how the press reports that Trump thought he’d put in a strong performance until he saw the media coverage.
Or maybe all those cheeseburgers are finally taking their toll…
8It isn’t hard to tell the winner from the loser in that exchange, no?
9maggie says: July 22, 2018 at 5:48 pm
“Like a chastised outmaneuvered 4 year old in the sand box!”
Trump looks positively drained of energy, not that he had much in the first place.
10Looks like he’s just been “out to the woodshed” with Pu.
11Probably just bad hemorroids. Wait, did I just say that out loud?
12maryelle, “no woodshed,” or at least according to Stormy that’s not Donnie’s spanked look. Could be that in classic S&M contradiction Putin denied to Donnie what he most wanted. Ergo the upcoming ‘Holiday’ summit at which Donnie hopes to regain the covfefe he’s come to adore from Vlad.
13Guessing that dog collar was a bit tight….
14While I find most imagery of Spanky hard to take, his hang dog, confused look is hard to take as well.
15I’m sure Russia bugged that meeting. I hope we did as well. Could’ve put a wire on our translator without her knowledge I suppose. Donnie tweeted later that it went great, he gave away NOTHING (caps his). As if we’re supposed to believe him.
16Sumpm just occurred to me.
17Does anybody remember during the campaign when the weaselheaded f***nugget was given permission to address the congregation of a predominantly black church by the pastor as long as he stuck to the issues and didn’t trash Hillary?
And how when he did start trashing Hillary, the awesome lady pastor came down on him like a piano? Just with a few words and the tone of her voice?
Cause I remember that.
And the Golgothan went from his normal arrogant, scornfully malicious demeanor in the span of about a second. To EXACTLY the demeanor shown in this picture.
Just goes to show ya.
When a bully is confronted with someone with actual strength, they crumble like a week old dog turd (assuming no rain in said week).
P.P. says: “When a bully is confronted with someone with actual strength, they crumble like a week old dog turd (assuming no rain in said week).”
A Classic! Dang near choked on my ice coffee reading that.
18Every time I see or hear RAT45, it reminds me of the first time I dogsat my daughter’s big retriever and took her for a walk. I had never, ever ‘picked up’ after a dog (without a shovel)and had been instructed on how to use the ‘plastic scooper bag’, eewwww.
Donnei gives me exactly the same sensation of hand-scooping a huge hot squishy dog turd. YUCK