The CEO of Go Ape Marketing, a woman, took to her Facebook page about Hillary Clinton running for President.  Cheryl Rios of Dallas announced:

“If this happens – I am moving to Canada. There is NO need for her as she is not the right person to run our country – but more importantly a female shouldn’t be president. Let the haters begin . . . but with the hormones we have there is no way we should be able to start a war. Yes I run my own business and I love it and I am great at it BUT that is not the same as being the President, that should be left to a man, a good, strong, honorable man.”

Honey, Honey, Honey, somebody get a dipstick because Cheryl is about a quart low on estrogen.

Okay, first of all, there’s biology.  Unknown to Cheryl is the fact that after a certain age, hormones don’t jack around with women.  In technical terms this is called Oh Thank God I Lived Long Enough To Enjoy This! Syndrome.

I do not know why Cheryl lacks impulse control because of her hormones but the must be some humdinger hormones.

And then predictably, in narcissistic fashion, The National Review says it’s our fault that Cheryl is an idiot, and spanks us for “shaming” her.

Oh hell yeah, I am shaming her.  Shame on you, Cheryl.  Shame, shame, shame.

The National Review can kiss my big blue proudly prissy butt.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Oh yeah, and don’t let me forget this.  Cheryl wants a “good, strong, honorable man” to be president.  Honey, her party doesn’t have any of those.