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Help is on the way.

Time Magazine has a cover this week about the new Girls Gone Wall Street —

A while back, Juanita announced that she didn’t mind being called “bitch” because she knows what it stands for – Boys, I‘m Taking Charge Here.

“I imagine that Sheila Bair, Mary Schapiro, and Elizabeth Warren have been called the b word more times than they can count,” Juanita surmises, “and Lord knows they earned it – proudly.”

“Ya see, women understand that their boobs don’t get bigger by skimming profit.  They also understand the rules we taught our children: play fair, share, don’t cheat, and wait your turn, also apply to life in general and America in specific.”

“Honey, I know that when bugs throw a party, they don’t invite the chickens.  So all the little Wall Street bugs better scurry and find themselves another yard because the Momma Hens are here,” Juanita grins.

“You go, Girls, we’re all pulling for you.”