The University of Texas College Republicans apparently applied for acceptance on the smartass provision in college admittance.

In a little-known regulation passed in the middle of the night in Ardmore, Oklahoma, Texas Democratic members of the House on sabbatical passed HB 208-A which mandates that the lowest SAT score on campus is required to the president of the University of College Republicans.

So far, that’s working out pretty good.

A month ago, the president of University Republicans at UT tweeted, “Y’all as tempting as it may be, don’t shoot Obama. We need him to go down in history as the WORST president we’ve EVER had! #2012.”

She stepped down because having a rap sheet with the Secret Service does not look fabulous on a curriculum vitae.

One month later, the new bimbo president  tweets —

Yep, that regulation is working like a fifty dollar screwdriver.

Good luck in the job market, Cassie.

Thanks to Old Mayfly for the heads up.