Brian Kemp is running for Governor of Georgia.  Since they wouldn’t let him kill something on teevee for a political ad, he did the next best thing.

I grew up in a household that owned a shotgun.  We lived in a rural area and you’ll notice that I said “a” shotgun, not an armory like Brian Kemp has.  I mean, it never entered our minds that we’ll have to fight a war against Armenia all on our own.  I think probably ole Brian worries about that a lot.

When time came for me to learn how to use the shotgun, my daddy told me the Number One Rule: you never point a shotgun at someone unless you’re fixing to pull the trigger.

I wish he’d have taught Brian that before Brian wants all of Georgia to begin pointing shotguns at people as a joke.

Damn fool.