October 20, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Okay, y’all are not going to believe this. Goofy Congressblubber Blake Farenthold compares Ebola to zombie attacks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84a3qcXAP1s
Holy Damn Cow. This is worse than his duckie pajamas.
By the way, this guy refuses to show up to debate his opponent.
Thanks to Wanda for the heads up.
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In such a movie Blake would be the pompous twit who does exactly the wrong thing and gets eliminated. Time for real life to imitate art.
1I don’t blame him for not debating. If I were that fat, dumb and ugly, I wouldn’t be seen in public either. He can go on a diet and have plastic surgery but his stupidity is beyond curing.
2‘Course he won’t debate nobody. Why the rules won’t let him wear his duckie jams and he needs them for luck!
3The zombies would pass him over. He doesn’t have any brains to eat.
4So, true! Even Zombies can recognize that he has nothing to offer in the way of brains. Was he born that way, or did he catch it from Louie Gohmert?
5We’re all born ignorant but Blake has worked very hard to remain that way so it’s not likely that he caught it from Louie. But then again….
6http://harmful.cat-v.org/people/basic-laws-of-human-stupidity/
I’m reminded of the editorial cartoon– wish I could remember whose– of a couple watching Fox News with associated stuff on the wall– maybe a photo of Dubya, an NRA certificate, and so forth– and a bunch of zombies break down the door yelling for “Braaaains…. braaaa– oh, crap.”
Another one elected by Texans. I swear some of those voters need to be watered weekly.
7Yup, saw that pitiful thing on TV yesterday … can’t recall what show I saw it on … some things are best forgotten!!
8He’s a shoo-in for Alfred E. Newman on the cover of MAD magazine with that gap-toothed, “Deliverance” grin. He needs to slither back under that rock he’s been hiding under so he “don’t catch none of that ebola”. I still can’t get that image of him posing with that underage girl in his gross pajamas, out of my mind. Ewwww!
9Marsha Blackburn, Blake Farenthold and Loopy Louie, the three idiots that make idiot granny snuffing Congress varmint Lying Ryan appear as somewhat of a genius, as he walks around waving his blank paper budget. Can any of them read & write?
10Re: the duck pajamas- my eyes! Why, why? Now I need new glasses?
11Perhaps he is borrowing the glasses trick from Slick Rick to attempt to appear more serious and in charge, which has a little bitty chance of working, but only until he opens his mouth.
12And his line that zombie movies include a statement from the government that there’s nothing to worry about…. Gosh, just what the government says when there’s *nothing to worry about*.
“They said Columbus was crazy.”
13“You know who else they said was crazy? Crazy people.”
Rhea, that awesome cartoon was by Stuart Carlson. I found it here:
14https://howthehelldidienduphere.wordpress.com/tag/tea-party/
The closest thing I’ve seen to a real-life zombie attack is a meeting of Repub politicians. (The main difference being that Repub politicians don’t want brains.)
15Jammy boy looks like the result of deliberately crossbreeding a Brillo Pad with a Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Pet.
16Why ever in the world would Blake Farenthold be on MTP?
Chuck Todd must be desperate.
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