The problem is that when some catastrophic event happens, all the teevee evangelists jump up like bullfrogs in a frying pan to blame the gays, the wicked, the drunks, and me.

Prayin’ Pastor Kills 22 People

Finally.  We have an honest one.  Please meet Church on the Rock Pastor John Benefiel, who says the floods in Texas in 2007 were his fault.  Why he just now got around to fessin’ up is anybody’s guess but it might have been that 22 people died and thousands lost their homes in that flood.  I suspect he was waiting for the statute of limitation to grab hold.

Benefiel says he prayed too hard.  His plan was to end the drought of 2007 by using “a ‘divorce decree’ to severe Baal’s hold on drought-stricken states like Texas and Oklahoma.”

Now he realizes that he should have just medium prayed instead of going turbo.

However, he is not taking the rap alone.  The Holy Spirit must shoulder some of the blame.

“And at one point and every lake of Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas and Missouri were at or above flood stage,” the pastor noted. “And that’s what Chuck [Pierce] had prophecized, that when you see this happen, those are areas targeted for a Holy Spirit invasion.”

Well, if that is true, and best I know it likely could be, the Holy Spirit did not plant a flag and take up residence because there’s still gays, wicked people, drunks, and me in Texas.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.