Holy Crap – We Toppled the Damn Pope From the Beauty Salon
Gosh, y’all, I had no idea the Vatican’s reaction to my pitchin’ a walled eyed snot nosed hissy fit yesterday and y’all making super snarky comments on it would have such repercussions at the Vatican. But, all I can say is Way to Freekin’ Go!
The last Pope to resign was in 1412, so it’s not like this is something that happens every century. And the fact that this was such a well kept secret and there were no hints that the guy was getting more dotty. You know, like, “Pope looses golden hat” or “Pope forgets it’s Sunday and sleeps in.” And that it’s right before Easter, which would make it the most insulting to Jesus time not to have a Pope.
I’m not saying that a pile of bad stuff is fixing to make its way out of the Pope’s closet. I’m not saying that. Oh hell, I’m saying that.
George Dubya gave him immunity from prosecution in the United States so maybe he’ll retire here and have a Pope garage sale because I don’t think they have a Pope retirement plan. Or maybe Pat Robertson would give him “Pope Time!” on his teevee station.
Unless they name one of the Nuns on the Bus as the new Pope, I’m still gonna pick on whoever they name. And that’s a promise.
Best line came from Kary W: I did Nazi that coming.
And from Deb —