Holy Crap: Trump Wants a Religious War
Okay y’all, Trump took to Twitter this morning and pissed off England, Muslims, the entire song “Let There Be Peace On Earth,” and little baby Jesus in a manger.
President Trump on Wednesday shared three inflammatory anti-Muslim videos on Twitter posted by a far-right British activist, drawing backlash from across Britain including a sharp rebuke from the British prime minister’s office.
The videos — whose authenticity could not be independently verified — were first shared by Jayda Fransen, the deputy leader of Britain First, which bills itself as a political party but has been widely condemned as an extremist group that targets mosques and Muslims.
It looks like Trump has met his match in the Misleading department. Jayda Fransen was convicted of “religiously aggravated harassment” after he abused a woman wearing a hijab.
Now here’s the part that will make the little hairs on the back of your neck stand to attention and get all prickly.
Sarah Huckybooboo Sanders said Trump was only trying to promote strong borders and …
“Whether it’s a real video, the threat is real and that is what the president is talking about,” Sanders told reporters.
No, goofy, the threat is not real. If it was real, you wouldn’t have to use fake videos.
I am shaking so hard that I could thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
Look, let me make this simple. When I die I want to be either real old, real sick, or doing something worth dying for. I do not want “Trump Tweet” anywhere in my obituary. He’s making that real hard for me.
Every time I think that I am speechless, he does something else. There are quite literally – no words. Not for this clown or his handmaiden.
1Sarah Chuckaload Sandbag needs to put a little muscle in her throw and do something about her aim. Or, she could do the smart thing and distance herself as far from the Dotard45 maladministration as her running shoes will take her.
Keep flogging the war crap, Donnie. Watch you tax cuts go up in flames to finance your misdeeds. Dubya already did the war off budget thing. We didn’t like it and like the idea of repeating the st00pid even less.
2Any moment now I anticipate that Marine One, will start blaring Richard Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” from helicopter-mounted speakers.
3For reference: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TqtehtSB0LI
Remember when America was great? WWII? Sending astronauts to the moon? Hiding under a desk when the sirens went off?
Well, Trump will soon manage to take us back in time to one of those remnants of his promised return to better days. Here in Hawaii, starting this Friday and every 1st Friday of the month from now on, our nuclear attack sirens will be tested just like in the Cold War days.
Thanks Trump, for your bellicose nonsense with an insignificant gnat in North Korea. Our Hawaii Emergency Management department adds, if it’s not a test but an actual warning signal, we have 15 minutes to get inside. Because that’s the best they can recommend. There are no underground shelters, we don’t even have basements in the islands.
4Traitor trump has left no doubt as to the state of his mental facilities. He I’d batsh*t crazy. He has dementia and is unfit to be out of a secure mental facility.
5Okay, we need a new constitutional amendment, though we don’t have a hope in hell of getting it passed, and that’s the problem. Anybody who doesn’t give a rat’s ass whether what comes out of their mouth or is posted by their hands is the truth or a flaming lie cannot hold any position of responsibility in the US government. I’m not even saying that you can’t lie– I’m saying that you’ve got to CARE whether you are or not.
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