Holy Crap: Trump Is The Second Coming of God
Wayne Allyn Root is a radio talk show host who decided that Jews should stick with Trump. Wanna know why?
“I happen to be Jewish by birth and 75% of all Jews vote Democrat, and they don’t like Trump,” Root said Tuesday. “This is the greatest president for Jews and for Israel in the history of the world. Not just in America, Trump is the best president for Israel in the history of the world. And the Jewish people love him like he is the King of Israel. They love him like he is the second coming of God.”
Well, here’s the part that’s really nuts: Trump quoted this crazy man on Twitter this morning and thanked him for his “kind words.”
You can watch the original here.
Y’all, Trump is not a well man.
He called Nazis “very fine people” and opened up concentration camps on our border but thinks the Jewish people see him as the second coming of God.
Ummm, I think the word, Jewish, doesn’t mean what he thinks it means.
1Hell, if we give the Rump an hour’s worth of Twittering, he’d attack Asians, Latinos, blacks, poor, disabled, elderly, Muslims, and LGBT (I hope spelled that right, no offense intended if I didn’t) for disloyalty, too. Perhaps they’ll show him at the polls.
2Well that’s certainly an interesting take on the sacred and the profane.
3As Paul Krugman observed, Jews have a pretty good idea of what happens after a right-wing autocrat gets control of a country.
4Trump also said he has overwhelming support in the LGBTQ community.
Someone I follow on Twitter went to the Sturgis rally this year and reported that sale of Trump crap was way way down and that fewer bikers wear wearing his crap.
In addition to driving away entire groups of people, he’s losing his base. He’ll still refuse to leave the WH when he loses.
5His initials are W.A.R. and that would be the “great” that he brings to Israel. Every Bibi loving man of the Likud party is nearly as ignorant of Zionist history as is IQ4.5. Only through such ignorance can one ‘think’ that war is peace or that Nazis are “very fine people.”
6Didn’t they crucify the last man who said he was King of the Jews?
7What is the reason behind hating Jews?
8@2 Papa, they got you apologizing for not keeping up with the SJW Initials Campaign?
@8 Farklestone, the reason is the same one that gets smart kids with glasses get beat up in middle school.
9If it wasn’t already exceptionally obvious before today’s coronation, Trump and his lackey jesters prove repeatedly with their discourse that he’s definitely the King of Fools.
10Truck’s ramblings are like the wisdom of god, in that they surpasseth understanding.
11Trump administration moves to terminate court agreement, end limits on child detention
Looks like monster has gone, full führer, after finishing “Death Camps for Dummies” although it was probably illustrated for him by staff.
For example, a Border Patrol station in in Clint, Texas, an El Paso suburb, had a capacity for 105 children. On June 1, there were 676. Lawyers who visited that facility in June described squalid conditions. Children cared for toddlers, the lawyers said, adding that they had inadequate food, water and sanitation.
At a detention center in McAllen, Texas, there were nearly 1,800 juveniles when the entire capacity for both juveniles and adults was 1,500.
Parents and children coming into the country are often released into the U.S. while their asylum requests wind their way through the courts — a practice Trump has derided as “catch-and-release.”
Peter Schey, a lawyer for the immigrant children in the Flores case and president of the Center for Human Rights and Constitutional Law, said if the regulations don’t match the settlement, “they would be in immediate material breach, if not contempt of court.”
“I think all these things are now part of the 2020 campaign,” Schey said.
https://www.post-gazette.com/news/nation/2019/08/21/Trump-administration-end-limits-child-detention-immigrants/stories/201908210130
12To his credit, Trump does have a minor objection to the word “second” in “second coming of God.”
He would prefer to be thought of as the “first coming of God.”
13To be fair, many of us when watching Trump’s impromptu interactions with the press, or reading his Tweets May have from time to time shouted out “Jesus Christ!” or “God Almighty!” So we could have inadvertently put the idea in Wayne Allyn Root’s head.
14Fred Farklestone there’s a good book called The Pity of it All about the history of Jews in Germany, from the 1700s through 1930. At the start of that time, as in much of Europe, Jews in Germany were confined to slums, often walled off, and barred from most of society’s life–education, land ownership, journalism, etc. There was a lot of ignorance about Jews, which breeds fear. The public had all kinds of crazy rumors about Jews–secret practices, hoards of treasure and cabals of international power brokers. In the 1850s a wave of American- and French-inspired egalitarianism spread through Europe, and
15AIWS, the laws changed about 1850 to let Jews join the larger society. But conservatives in Germany and other countries didn’t want to share power, and learned to perpetuate the old rumors in order to keep Jews under suspicion. It’s no coincidence the biggest Jewish fortunes grew in countries without a hereditary nobility to keep from power–France (think Rothschild) and the US.
16Has no one in DC has figured out yet that leaders who are convinced they are God are F***ing nuts?
Rick @ 14,
I wouldn’t be surprised if a religious type like Wayne Allyn Root was shouting “Jesus Christ” and “God Almighty” while he was sharing his peace with a single woman.
17Actually it’s no wonder the lunatics mistakenly think they’re friends. They’re equally confused. Correct me if I’m wrong, but both Jews and Christians believe god exists. He is; therefore what’s this “coming” a second time for god? Thought the rapture folks were wanting Israel for the second coming of Christ, the son, not dad. To which iirc we Jews are not invited, unless we convert. Big party to which our real estate is coveted as the party venue, yet we’re not invited. Has Donnie told Bibi that he isn’t invited? Is Bibi converting? What gives?
18After agreeing that He was King of Israel and the second coming of God, the Tangerine Nightmare* did this:
Just a short time ago on the WH South lawn SOBOTUS spoke to reporters about the Chinese tariff mess.
In explaining why ‘only’ He could resolve it (not that He had anything to do with it beginning), RAT45 looked up to the sky and stated “that He was the Chosen One”…
Now, while this plays extremely well with the MAGAots and Xchristofascists, it should scare the fuckin’ hell out of the rest of the world.
Unlike most of y’all, I don’t think that Comrade Donnei is either stupid or insane. I think that ALL of this shit is very carefully planned and orchestrated, both by Him, and his handlers (Putin, Miller, Jarvanka, Bannon, Parscale, et al). And guess what, most of it works….
Mind you, that I’m not fond of any part of the Middle East, the world’s premier snakepit.
Decades ago I had the idea, when the US was negotiating nuklar arms reductions with the Soviets, that we both could ‘dispose’ of them by targeting and launching the surplus nukes onto the ‘so-called Holyland’.
Thereby solving a very large number of world problems in one whack, as it were.
* Bonus points to y’all who ‘get’ this ref…one of my fav Siriusxm listens.
19Jane & PKM @18,
20Little noted corollary of that ‘Rapture/Armageddon’ “convert” bullshit is that if they don’t convert, they’ll be slaughtered on the spot. Just look into Xtian Dominionists like ‘the Rev. John Hagee, et al.
A con can always spot an easy mark.
“This is the greatest president for Jews and for Israel in the history of the world….They love him like he is the second coming of God.”
‘Dear Mr President, about that pending rape allegation about me? You know i didn’t do it so is there anything your highness can do about it to make it go away?’ Sincerely, Wayne Allyn Root
21@19,
Correction for syntax: “RAT45 looked up to the sky and stated “that He was the Chosen One”.”
Actual quote “I am the Chosen One”. Really. No shit.
Just imagine the Repuke and XchristoTaliban yeowling and total utter meltdowns if President Obama [or any Democrat] were to even whisper once a statement like that. It would be an instantaneous armed uprising.
Meanwhile, Pelosi and the Democrats continue dithering about, tapdancing around an impeachment action like it were a 20 foot long 2000 pound hungry alligator on the kid’s playground.
22Damn it, it’s a dead-certain goddamned dangerous world threat. Take it down. Tie it up, take it back to the swamp and dump it back in.
Sandridge@20, that slaughter thingy is the convoluted part about friendships among conservatives. Not quite how the rest of us would define friendship. Definitely not a “little” detail that Bibi and the Likud seem to be missing.
23… and while I’m not religous, if a Jew believes in the Second Coming, doesn’t that make them a Christian? Like, don’t Jews sorta reject the idea that the Messiah first reported for duty 2000 years ago?
Donny not knowing jack squat about these things, we all expect. But this Root guy says he is Jewish by birth. Somebody needs to hit him upside the head with a seven-candle candlestick, hard.
24Wake up boy! Y’all been dreaming.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Trump+as+man+created+by+god+on++sistine+chapel&atb=v51-1&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F61%2F7e%2F9a%2F617e9a9bc70c9fc9f26f9f8c8c042aed–nutella-recipes-michelangelo.jpg
25In fact we Jews love Trump that almost 80% of us voted for Hillary Clinton.
26One kook’s opinion after a little weed.
27Um. The “Second Coming” is not a Jewish thing. It’s a Christian thing.
Just who, pray, is he saying is coming for the second time? The Hebrew Messiah ain’t come once yet.
This guy is obviously a fraud. He has no clue how to speak Jewish.
28Hey, Sam in Superior #5 —
29IF the gays loved Trump so much – this pic says it all:
https://images.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=photo+all+I%27m+saying+is+if+the+gays+loved+Trump+wig+makeup+by+now&fr=yhst-goodsearch-goodsearch_yhs&hspart=goodsearch&hsimp=yhs-goodsearch_yhs&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F736x%2Fc6%2F08%2F7e%2Fc6087ed2cea6ab7e2b459658361b2439–quotes-for-women-us-election-.jpg#id=1&iurl=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F736x%2Fc6%2F08%2F7e%2Fc6087ed2cea6ab7e2b459658361b2439–quotes-for-women-us-election-.jpg&action=click
Not up on my christianist’s tripe but..
30From my days in a Catholic school it seems that anyone who claimed to be god was considered nuts and any of their “followers” would be guilty of blasphemy.
Be interesting to ask wing nut preachers ( and aren’t they all believing in a magic man in the sky) if demented donnie is insane or if they say no aren’t they guilty of blasphemy
( 2nd Commandment )
twocrows@28, while it’s doubtful the gays could do anything with Donnie even if they tried, maybe they’d be so kind as to stage a fundraiser to name the that’s no color of green seen in nature jacket that Messy wore with the odd message.
Back to the real estate deal in the desert. In one corner we have dad, junior and the holy spook facing the real estate/tour guide dude expected to lead us to the promised land in the other corner, and surrounding the ring the Palestinians, caretakers of the land and arguably the true owners. Not that I would agree the O.T. bequeathed that parcel of property to either one of the first 2 groups, the deal brokered in the 1917 Balfour Declaration had all the ‘wisdom’ of a Donnie with the legal ‘expertise’ of a Rudy G. and should insult we Jews as much as it does the Palestinians. the original Zionists (mostly Brits and other white christians) called it the “Jewish Solution.”
Fair is fair. Shelly Adelson owns a bunch of desert with showrooms. Redirect all interested parties there from those who show on the sky to earth leg of the imaginary journey for a rumble. Winner takes all … of Shelly’s property.
31Meanwhile in another part of town… this weekend is one year since John Mccain died so look for 45 to do/say something for distraction from the “anniversary “
32K, last week I was convinced all conservatives were bi-sexual since they seem to think sexual preference is optional and since they eschew science, that must be based on their personal experience. This week I’m convinced they’re all deaf, as in “can they not hear the crap they say?”
Maybe worse than the religious crazies are the supposed legal beagles sent into court by Billy Low Barr to argue whatever whack-a-doodle policy Stephen Miller plants in Dotard45’s head. Really. 6-7 years of college to argue that kids don’t need soap, a toothbrush or sleep? Still waiting for a judge to leap off the bench and scream at them, “do you guys hear yourselves?”
Hello Denmark, Inuit and reindeer, would you please explain to IQ4.5 that the “colonial days” are in the past before Donnie shows up with Messy wearing her best safari hat?
33OK, so I’m a little slow on the uptake here.
After posting my first comment, I went away and thought for a bit and, belatedly, it dawned on me.
This “I was born a Jew and I have no clue as to the teachings of Judaism,” guy wasn’t talking to the Jews at all.
He was talking to Trump’s former base — you know, the Evangelicals who were so happy to lick Trump’s boots so long as he was just hurting those other people but then went absolutely nucking-futs when he let loose with a “Goddam!” or three.
So now THEY’RE fleeing his tent just like everybody else.
And WHO IS IT who are so all-fired hyped up about the Second Coming and have figured out that God’s hands are tied —– he can’t bring on that Second Show till all Jews once again are living within the boundaries of Israel and Israel needs the help of the US to bring it about.
Or something.
And they figured this all out because — um — speaking in Tongues — or something. But hey, the Almighty needs their help and, by golly, they’re gonna help him out because he can’t do it without them.
And THAT’S where all this Second Coming nonsense came from. Which, by the way, is very unlikely to endear him to those folks who clutch their pearls and faint dead-away at the mention of the occasional “Goddam.”
Suggesting, even obliquely, that DT is JC reincarnated is — um — how shall I put this? Blasphemy — not something the Evangelicals are down with.
34Jane & PKM, My mom had a friend who would wail that “God gave us that land” and she’d bite her tongue to keep from saying “Well the native’s god gave them the land your house is on, want to give it back?” Mom had amazing self control.
35lazrgrl @34,
Good for your mom to be so polite, back then. But those days are looong gone.
These RW Rethug vermin have shown us their colors, deceptions, and true character for decades.
36It’s long past time to treat them exactly as they treat everyone else who are ‘not them’.
When they act up or out, ruthlessly refute them, criticize them, mock them. Punch them in the face, kick them in the crotch, and when they’re on the ground, stomp on them.
Rest assured that’s what they do, or will do, against ‘the other’, you, among others.
Above all, let’s bury them in Nov 2020, bury them deep, with silver stakes in their chests [ohoh, the Svengoolie old movie influence].
This entire nation, world, depends on that.
lazrgrl@34, fair minded people know who have been the better custodians of the Earth. If there are any whites in that group, they sure as hell are not Republicons or libertarians like WARoot.
Sandridge, no doubt you’ll be thrilled to learn that the Outlaw Jersey Whale is pretending to teach civility. Since his pal Donnie gave all the paper towels to Puerto Rico, it’s Christie’s bad luck there will be no wet towels thrown over him before we roll him out to sea.
37Jane & PKM @36,
Right, I’m been seeing Chris Corpulent on the Sunday talkheads programs. He’s been pretty docile of late, he sometimes is critical of Dump, other times apologetic; but overall seems disillusioned and dispirited. Sad…
When even a feral hog is having trouble choking down the Trumpian trash, they might, may be, in a little trouble. Hope so, but there are hordes of cultist ‘true believers’ who will swallow anything with the right sickly shade of orange.
“we roll him out to sea”… Hell, I saw a clip of an early NASA [earlier acronym] cannon that launched a probe to the edge of space [~100km up], the WWII Germans played around with big cannon too.
38Let’s stuff Chris in one of those on his favorite NJ beach and see if he lands in Bermuda ;] .
Sandridge, spare the cannon. That projectile comes with his own propellant, methane. A giant butt plug attached to a long length of detonation cord and Chris leaves the beach under his own power.
39Wayne is a blast from the past. Google how involved he is/was in the Sarah Palin fiasco.
40“The Chosen One”???? Has someone been reading Harry Potter stories to Putin’s Puto???
41If Wayne Allyn Root is “Jewish by birth,” I’m the queen of Moldova.
Root is a Norman surname meaning “happy,” or “joy.” The equivalent Jewish surname may be Freud.
Being Jewish is passed from mother to child. SHE has to be Jewish for the child to be Jewish.
42https://www.huffpost.com/entry/new-york-daily-news-donald-trump-king-of-israel_n_5d5e355be4b0b59d256f61e8
43The Don is mistaken. Hillary is the Chosen One, The Don is the elected one.
44I can certainly believe DJT is the second coming of god. Well, the second coming of A god; specifically Nergal, the Akkadian god of pestilence. Lord knows he has been a plague on this Republic since he was (s)elected.
45Just checked the definition off blasphemy. There are about 3 parts to the definition. The Golden Gibbon gets hit on the nose with the third part “to speak disrespectfully of something sacred.” And the evangelicals are still going to kiss his Rump on Election Day? This is how you ridicule yourself out of existence.
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