Honey, if you think Ted Cruz is a jerk, you ain’t met his daddy.  Daddy Cruz came to the US in 1957 at the age of 18.  He waited 48 years before becoming a United States citizen which kinda tells you something about his devotion – or lack thereof – to this country.

Daddy Cruz has recently become a minister in Carrollton, Texas.  He’s big on pick-and-chose Bibles.

Cruz said it was time for Christians to become the “salt and light” of the world, and he chastised pastors for not preaching about the sanctity of marriage and the chastity of teenagers. He accused pastors of ignoring important social issues.

Cruz added that churches should make sure “everybody in every congregation has voter’s guides that share clearly how candidates of both parties are voting on biblical issues.”

Biblical issues?  Jesus said nothing about abortion or gay marriage but he did say a lot about kindness and not judging people, which kinda makes Ted seem like he’s not right with scriptures.  I dunno.  The whole thing seems about as likely as cow patties in a Carrollton, Texas, three car garage.