Holy Crap: Ted Cruz and Passover Edition

January 07, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, I don’t get this.

Ted Cruz, who views himself as some sort of John the Baptist heralding the second coming of Sweet Jesus, is the headliner at Passover.

TedCruz_snuggleTexas Sen. Ted Cruz, a likely Republican presidential candidate and a vocal pro-Israel hawk, is being advertised as a featured attraction at a string of ritzy resort vacation getaways catering to religious Jews.

The events are planned by The Prime Experience.

The one at the St. Regis Monarch Beach offers “some of the greatest rabbis and scholars of our time including Rabbi Lord Jonathan Sacks, Rabbi Eli Mansour, Rabbi Marvin Hier, Rabbi Abraham Cooper and Senator Ted Cruz.”

Darlin’, that looks like one of those “Which One Doesn’t Belong” questions.

Ya think those rabbis know why Ted Cruz wants a strong Israel?

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Holy Crap: Ted Cruz and Passover Edition”


  1. i’m a jew and we are screwed. holy crapola is right.

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  2. Marge Wood says:

    Oh yuk. If somebody dragged me to that I’d take a bag full of good library books. Fortunately, nobody is going to do that.

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  3. You can always tell the most duplicitous and manipulative politicians by counting all the different things they morph themselves into. If Moses was around these days,he’d throw those stone tablets at this gonzo.

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  4. That illustration is bringing back the projectile vomiting theme.

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  5. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Are you trying to tell me that Teddy is one of those John Hagee/Tim LaHaye-Jerry Jenkins types who know that the Rapture will be preceded by an attack on Israel by the USSR and Ethiopia? Is Senator Cruz one of those people that Kurt Eichenwald was discussing in his Nudesweek article about misunderstanding The Bible? (http://www.newsweek.com/2015/01/02/thats-not-what-bible-says-294018.html)

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  6. DonA: great article! Thanks for posting it.

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  7. How I wish I could unsee that picture of Cruz. It’s going to give me nightmares.

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  8. Corinne Sabo says:

    Cruz got passed over when brains were handed out. He is a natural for Passover, being a victim of one.

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  9. I am so going to steal Corinne Sabo’s remark.

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  10. The good thing is that he hears the voice from God in his head and does whatever the “voice” tells him… Just like Dan Patrick. We have Texas NUTS!

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  11. Angelo_Frank says:

    Even Casino king Sheldon Adelson thinks Ted Cruz is too radical. Now that’s really out there.

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  12. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Ladies of The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., I’ll provide the Tyvek suits, Scott air packs and any other hazmat gear you desire, if you’ll give Daffy Cruz, Jr. a waxing he’ll remember. Please don’t scrimp on the after shave; scent not important, just something with a good cauterizing feel.

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  13. PKM: not enough money in the world. Also no adequate hazmat equipment in the world.

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  14. Something tells me that Ted has to pay for any snuggles he gets.

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  15. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Point taken, Rhea. You ladies have your standards and cannot be bought.

    May we talk distance? Maybe something in a nice flame thrower capable of doing the job from the length of 3 football fields. Or, perhaps that new technology the Navy is testing. Name your distance, and I’ll do the research to provide all that you need.

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