Remember when I told you a while ago that Super Deluxe Brand Christian and Megachurch pastor John Hagee had endorsed one of the Republican doofuses (would that be doofi?) running for Lt. Governor?  And that he had endorsed Dan Patrick?

Dan Patrick:  Now you know why he went into radio.

You might recall Dan as the guy who declared bankruptcy, built his empire of hidden assets back up but still refuses to repay those he screwed with the bankruptcy because “the law does not require it.”  Yeah, the guy with zero morals.

Anyway, another of the doofi (I’ve come to like that word), Jerry Patterson, put on Facebook that Dan Patrick was lying like a horse thief caught by the posse.  Patterson claims that Hagee never endorsed Dan.  It kinda went like this.

Susan Rouse, a volunteer with the Patterson campaign, said she phoned Hagee Ministries and asked if it was true that Pastor Hagee had endorsed Dan Patrick. When the secretary asked why she wanted to know, she replied that she was “surprised that Pastor Hagee would endorse DP due to his “negative factual history.”

Whoa, cool zinger!

So then Patterson said he had an email from Hagee saying that he didn’t endorse Patrick.  But, Patterson can’t produce that email now so … well, you know how a liar’s contest goes, whoever talks last wins.

The last word came from Hagee who said he does indeed endorse Dan Patrick.

And I am certain that Patrick paid for it fair and square.  Now if the check bounces ….

Damn, this is fun.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.