Holy Crap: Remember Jim Bakker?
Well, Jim Bakker is out of prison and he’s trying to save your soul and your butt.
Tammy Faye passed to the great running mascara in the sky, but Jim remarried and found secret information about saving your butt when the apocalypse comes and there’s all that fire and brimstone. Jim has a hide out for you. He’s not jacking around this time, y’all.
Jim’s selling safe cabins in the Ozarks and supplies to keep you safe, including his six 28-ounce “Extreme Survival Warfare” water bottles for $150.
Has Jim reformed and become legitimate or is he cashing in on fear?
Answer that at your own risk, Bakker tells viewers:
“One day you’re going to shake your fist in God’s face and you’re going to say, ‘God, why didn’t you warn me?’ He’s going to say, ‘You sat there and you made fun of Jim Bakker all those years. I warned you. But you didn’t listen.’ ”
Jim also says that God and God alone made Trump president and that Hillary … oh hell, you just gotta read it yourownself.
Bakker even saw God’s divine hand in Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton’s physical collapse, because of illness, just after she attended a 9/11 memorial in New York City. “9/11 was probably the most stern warning God ever gave to America,” Bakker said on his show. “There’s a collapse coming that’s much bigger than (Clinton’s) collapse. … It’s time to be ready.”
Yeah, go ahead, laugh at Jim. But then don’t shake your fist at God when you get sick and fall down.
All the carnie barkers and grifters have come out of the woodwork along with the Golden Gibbon. Frankly, they can just crawl right back where they came from! If we are ever to survive an almighty collapse of society, these are the last people we need!
1Jim being hauled off to prison while crying his christian eyes out!
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/422212533800871304/?lp=true
2“People are saying” that the proposed safe land is owned by Bakker. He needs to sell a lot of that holy water to pay the mortgage until you bail him out, and you will need to stock up bigly on that bottled water
3to reconstitute that ersatz food.
you made fun of Jim Bakker all those years
First thing I’ve ever seen him get right.
4No, my only question to God will be, ” why did you leave Jim on this earth to scam the gullible a second time”?
5Yeah, they knew how to do perp walks, back in the day.
I really want to see a parade of miscreants being removed from the White House.
Jeeze, don’t these guys EVER die?
It was just announced that frickin’ Ollie North is going to be the new president of the NRA.
How many times will we be forced to live thru the damned Reagan administration??
Good thing I kept all those jackets with the monster shoulder pads; but they don’t fit any more. And I never had the big hair.
6From the linked article:
“But at least four for-profit businesses are also run from Morningside, according to separate filings. Instead of Bakker, who still owes back taxes, these companies list other family members – wife Lori; daughter Maricela; and Graham, who is Lori’s brother – as president.
‘We have nothing to hide,” said Graham.'”
Nothing to hide. Little Jimmy is shielding his money so it can’t be garnisheed to pay back taxes. Gee, why am I not surprised?
7I wonder why Jim thinks God made Barack Obama President. Twice. And ditto for Bill Clinton. I might like to hear his answer to that after I pull on my BS boots, because it would get pretty darn deep.
8Ironic. Donnie who has provided zero evidence of having paid taxes signed some idiotic proclamation granting “equal access” to the tax exempt dog bothering moochers regarding public properties. Can’t wait for a court to address the unconstitutionality of that one.
9Was he the one who was giving the “Piece (deliberately spelling) of G-d” to Jessica Hahn and then paid her hush money for it?
More scamming scum for the swamp…
10Doesn’t PTL mean
11“Pay the Lady”?
“Pass the Loot”?
“Pain tolerance level”?
Rhea-
12my favorite version of bs boots is “quick, fellas- roll up your sleeves- its too late to save your pants”
Saw the picture of Jimmy Faye Bakker and had an urge to draw cute animal pictures on his head with Tammy’s leftover mascara.
13Micr, I also saw “Pass Tammy the Ludes.”
14I’ll have to check with my cousins who live on the Lake of the Ozarks. I wonder if they’ve seen ole Jimmy in the hood? If they already live there, does that mean they’re safe? Or does it just mean they know better.
I’ve visited several times and the Ozarks are pretty, but I wouldn’t want to live there. Lotsa bugs, scary moonshiners and Eric Greitens. Nah. I’ll take my chances. Besides, I’d rather be Left Behind than spend eternity with those loonies like Bakker.
15@Rhea
I’m sorry. The thought of Tammy Faye on ‘ludes put an SEG on my face that pretnear tore my ears off. On ‘ludes Tammy Faye could see how the rest of us who she bored to tears and who prayed for a merciful sudden death or a timely commercial felt. In sllloooowwww motion.
16Those particular filtration bottles sell on the big A for about $25 each, so he isn’t really out of line price-wise, you need to replace the filter every 100 gallons ($32)
Claiming to be
“Tested to Remove and Reduce up to 100% of the following Radiological Contaminants: Gross Beta, Radium 226, Uranium, Cesium 137, Radioactive Iodine 131, Strontium, Plutonium, Radon 222., Aesthetic – Offensive tastes, odors, chlorine, silt, sand, and sediment., Chemical – Industrial VOC ‘s (Volatile Organic Compounds), PBC’s, THM’s (Trihalomethanes), Detergents, Pesticides, Herbicides, Fungicides, Insecticides, (DDT), Pharmaceuticals, etc., Dissolved Solids, Fluoride, heavy metals such as Aluminum, Arsenic, Asbestos, Cadmium, Chromium 6, Copper, Lead, Mercury, etc.”
17So now he’s back in the business of renting out air conditioned dog houses? Who is the wrong Rev’s probation officer?
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