Holy Crap: Oops, I Was Girding Up My Loins And The Next Thing I Knew …
Rory Alec, who founded the modestly named GOD TV along with his wife Wendy, has taken a tumble.
Another leader in the body of Christ has admitted to a “moral failure” concerning his marriage. Rory Alec has resigned as chairman and CEO of the network he co-founded with his wife, Wendy.
This would be just another rotten apple in a profession known for harboring rotten apples, except for the fact that this guy has teevee stations all over the world and is viciously hateful.
Amusingly enough, the Wendy part of this charade once prayed that God rid President Obama of Jezebels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvbOokLTcvc
I dunno about you, but those fingernails scare the crap outta me.
If you’ve ever wondered, here is how to gird your loins. (SFW)
1The minute any one of these holier than thou-ers appears on the scene, the countdown begins for the sound of the almighty thud of downfall.
2These people are nuts.
Went to the link above and that website is a tad crazy too.
I keep thinking about that quote, “opiate of the masses”.
3It seems today’s preachers are using psychedelics instead of opiates.
3,2, 1 …. gawd forgives him .. argle bargle .. and she should too, if she’s a “good” little wife /sarcasm
Send money!
4Well, you know what Jesus said about where and how to pray. Of course, he obviously didn’t understand the advantages of global digital television.
5Maybe if he wasnt part of the ‘body of Christ’ he couldhave concentrated on the spiritual dide of things
6Fifty years ago a young, single Uncle Dave would have inquired where one could meet up with some Jezebels, and would certainly be offended by some goofy woman who was trying to protect him from them. But perhaps they are stalking the President, and he needs protection.
7He’ll come back with even more support for having “strayed” and been “forgiven.” Somehow those people have more admiration for someone who screws around and begs forgiveness than for someone who didn’t screw up in the first place.
8I wonder,did she pray to remove the “ungodly tentacles” from her own husband?Obviously her prayers were not answered.
9Shades of my nightmare childhood!
10It’s my chemo day and I’m not supposed to have these kinds of feelings…not good for my health.
Most of my daughters, (me, too) have naturally occurring claws that masquerade as fingernails…we keep mandatory diamond grade emery boards everywhere..purses, bathrooms, in trinket boxes downstairs, it’s important to not break skin when you are playing “tickle” and other contact games. Otherwise, it’s bloody messes and apologies.
I don’t think she gets enough tickling in her life, if she did, she’d be one of those “Jezebels” ’cause they are having a lot more fun than she can stand.
I trust that my President can handle that part of his life. It’s a MYOB moment, at best…my prayer is more to save us from sharp clawed vipers with forked tounges!
It’s not just “a moral failure” when these fanatics get caught with another woman. That’s too common for these guys. My money is on the certainty that he was caught with another guy.
11I don’t like televangelists.
12I don’t care who sleeps with who.
But, while lying to others is bad, lying to one’s self just must be symptomatic of a mental condition. Seek help dude.
Jezebels.
Wendy Alec can’t live with them.
13Rory Alec can’t live without them.
Dopey ate the Masses. They are all freakin’ nutz.
14JJ says: “I dunno about you, but those fingernails scare the crap outta me.”
Maybe Rory resigned because they scared the crap out of him, too.
15@Karla – I think you spelled “tentacles” wrong … ;-D
16I know you can’t blame a wife for a cheatin husband. But if I’d married that woman, I’d sure be on the lookout for a better deal.
17I just read her Wikipedia bio and was not surprised to see that she has a degree in “Drama”.
18You can worry about her fingernails, but I’m more concerned with what, if anything, is circulating between her ears. I hesitate to call it a brain, you understand. The really scary thing is that people listen to — and believe — all that melodramatic claptrap.
19Yet another spirit-filled Christian leader bites the dust. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you!
20Was that Arnold Schwarzenegger in drag?
21Chely Wright freed me from Jezebel’s charms and she did it more convincingly on video.
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=cheley%20wright%20jezebel
22What’s really scary are the huge number of rubes that eat this crap up. About 3/4ths of the world’s population appear to have virtually no critical thinking skills what-so-ever. The ignorant breed ignorant, who breed ignorant, who breed…
23As someone who spent too much time in a Pentacostal church as a lad, I recognize the bulls*~>. As a man, I recognize the high maintenance bitch. As a lawyer, my first thought was that she just got complete control over this money making “ministry.” As a cynic, I wonder if that was the plan all along. Be careful whom you trust, Mr. Right Reverend “Alec.” Somebody get me the file on name changes.
24That proves I spent too much time in a Pentecostal church. I can’t spell it. I fit tight in!
25This week’s twofer: The right wing’s family values tv series preachy godly daddykins is a confessed pedophile
http://www.politicususa.com/2014/10/07/star-famly-values-hit-7th-heaven-accused-child-molestation.html
26Did this guy mess around with a woman, or was it a rent boy?
27All Jezebelic deceptions? I hate it when these creeps coin words and phrases, whether it’s Snowdrift Snookie or this tart.
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