Holy Crap: No, Not Like That Edition
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina – the home of Vanna White from The Wheel of Fortune and I bet you didn’t know that – is kinda nut country despite being on one of the most beautiful beaches on the east coast.
They have a minister there by the name of Danny Banks. Danny got all wound up this weekend and told his flock that “allowing their children attend sex education courses in public schools was like letting kids play with rattlesnakes and cobras.”
Think you could have gotten a little more phallic there, Danny?
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.