Holy Crap: Nearer, My Trump, To Thee

January 24, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh crap, the Evangelicals are hitting people with their Bibles again, daring anyone to pass judgement on Trump.  Passing judgment is only permissible against Democratic presidents, according to Corinthians 2.

Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council on Stormy —

“We kind of gave him—‘All right, you get a mulligan. You get a do-over here,’” Perkins told me in an interview for the latest episode of POLITICO’s Off Message podcast.

Evangelical Christians, says Perkins, “were tired of being kicked around by Barack Obama and his leftists. And I think they are finally glad that there’s somebody on the playground that is willing to punch the bully.”

 

Yeah, just like Jesus did.

And Franklin Graham insists on shaming Baptists again.

Graham, son of the Rev. Billy Graham and current president of his Evangelistic Association, said he saw no reason to believe the allegations about Trump and Stormy Daniels, nor the reports that the president called certain countries “shitholes,” despite the fact Trump reportedly bragged about saying it in private phone calls.

Head, meet sand.

Mulligan.  Trump gets a mulligan in the name of Jesus.  Holy Crap.

 

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