Holy Crap: Jesus on a Stick

April 15, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Just in time for Easter, the Super DeLux Brand Christians find a way to horrify me and all the little children of the world.

You gotta put the cross back into Easter.

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Oh yes, those are candy crosses.  There’s nothing sweeter than a symbol of torture.

Meet Scripture Candy, complete with an inappropriate motto.

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That could also be the motto of Miss Lottie’s House of Joy and Fitful Fornication.

And if you’re more the Jelly Bean kind of person —

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I am not eating the black or red ones.  That there is zombie and werewolf stuff.

Thanks to Brian E. for the heads up.

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