Holy Crap! Fun With Guns! Hell, It’s a Two-Fer!
Thank Yew, Kentucky!
Well, I’ve heard of shotgun weddings, but really where grandma get shot.
Detective Cory Golightly was attending a wedding in a church. He adjusted his jacket, his gun fell out, went off, and shot his mother.
Church members seemed a tad surprised that thing “weren’t chaotic.”
“He was so calm,” she said. “He said, ‘Mom, breathe and be calm. Be calm.'”
Yeah Mom, don’t pull out your own gun and shoot me.
Thanks to Da Chipster for the heads up.