Holy Crap: From Now On God Only Speaks to Sarah Edition

July 21, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Sarah Palin is hearing voices again.  She’s just passing along a message …

God wants Obama to be impeached and God “does not drive parked cars.”  Y’all, seriously, I do not know where the whole “God does not drive parked cars” came from.  It’s pretty much my observation that God drives whatever God wants to, whenever God wants, to wherever God wants.

When you listen to this, help me out.  These new speech patterns she has, you know, with the very odd rhythm of unconnected phrases and random emphasis … is that a thing?

 

 

Yeah, I think it’s a thing.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

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