Holy Crap: Drop Dead Edition

March 14, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It seems that the congregation of the Miracle Faith Worldwide Outreach Church in Bridgeport, Connecticut, confronted their Bishop about some little sparkin’ he was doing on the side.

And his response? He showed them. He dropped dead. Apparently of natural causes.

“After the service on Sunday the bishop’s family asked us to remain in the church and the bishop confessed to us something that happened long ago,” said Judy Stovall, an elder at the church. “He wanted to come clean with all of us. He wanted to ask our forgiveness.”

Their story is that they were shouting that they forgave him and loved him. That’s what they’re saying now.

The police closed the investigation because God works in mysterious ways.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

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