Holy Crap: Billy, Honey, Get Ahold of that Girl
Billy Graham’s daughter is wondering if the missing airplane might look like the Apocalypse.
The author and evangelist said she can’t help but wonder if its disappearance is similar to events forecast in Thessalonians 4:17, when true believers will be taken from Earth by God to Heaven.
Thankfully, she believe that more that 239 people will be considered Christians.
There is coming a moment in time when Jesus will come back to gather to Himself all those — dead and alive — who have put their trust in Him,” Lotz wrote. “And on that day, the world will be asking, Where have all the people gone? Not just 239 of us, but millions of us.”
But, she still believes in the zombie apocalypse.
Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.
Heck, and I thought they were all hiding on Noah’s Ark.
1Wait, wait! I just heard the best theory of what happened to the plane: it was hijacked by undocumented Latina lesbian Nazi terrorists and landed in Benghazi to protest the Affordable Care Act. I don’t know if Fox has confirmed that, but it’s at least as good as her theory.
2Ignorance and hubris are are alive and well on the Xtian right. Given the planes departure point and destination would posit a guess that Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism, and Muslim religions outnumbered the Xtians on the passenger list.
3Anyone who has read the Jenkins/LaHaye “Left Behind” books would know that it couldn’t have been a rapture event because there were MOOSLIMS driving the plane and not being Real True Christians they would have been left behind just like the pilot in the book was. Sheesh!
4With plenty of room in the Rapture for the Tooth Fairy, leprechauns, pixies, unicorns, and of course, glitter.
5Get a grip folks. Mooslims hijacked the plane to ensure Obama wins the March Madness Basketball pool,at which time the plane and occupants will miraculously be found in the winning mid east region of the White House. Congress is pissed as usual since Obie used executive orders to keep them in the dark.
6It is seriously getting crazy out there.
7Angela – It is getting seriously crazy out there!
8Did she see World War Z?
9Tee hee, I said to my spouse last nite, “I dont think the part about ‘one will be taken and one will be left’ mentioned airplanes…
10What’s Jesus gonna do with a plane load of Muslims?
11Given the Republican candidates running for office, and using zombie lies in their stump speeches, I find myself believing in a zombie apocalypse as well (if enough of them get elected).
12Can’t say I believe in the Rapture, but I do occasionally fantasize about how heavenly it would be if people like Graham just magically disappeared.
13Anne Graham Lotz has OCD: Obnoxious Christian Disorder.
14@lynnN: Billy & co, Lindsay and a host of others, I’m sure!
15There’s only one thing about people like this that frightens me: we allow them to breed!
16(Ewwwww….)
Surely if God was going to “rapture” a group of people She would use a cargo plane – this small group wouldn’t be enough to even work up a sweat over.
17Someone should tell this lady to look around: the Rapture has already happened an she’s been Left Behind with the rest of us!!!
18Darn, Wa Skeptic, that was just what I was going to point out.
19The disappearance had something to do with implementation of the Affordable Care Act, ask any TEA Party member.
20Long as you wrap it all in foil it will turn out okay.
21@Monty: I’m stealing OCD!
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