This is not political.  Sometimes you just gotta praise the ta-tas.

Prepare your thinking for this.

A woman in Austria admitted to filming a pornographic video inside a church after a tipster recognized her breasts.

According to the Austrian Times, Bernhard Pauer, a priest with the Diocese of Linz, went to police after parishioners said they recognized their church in the video.

Okay, so …

If you are recognizable by your undressed breasts, it could be that you’re going barefoot-all-over a little too often.

Porn in a church probably moves you a few people ahead in the line for a Godly lecturing.

Wasn’t the priest the least bit concerned about why his parishioners were watching porn enough that they recognized their own church?

And two sentences at the end of the story kinda take your breath away.

Police confirmed that the woman didn’t have permission to film inside the church. After some debate, it was decided that the church would not have to be reconsecrated.

Ya think?

Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.