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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Who would swear in such an obvious murderer?
Better to hire someone to do dirty deeds.
Manafort?
1BWWAAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Omigod. Sarah looks like a dog who just went to her water bowl, and found it full of grape soda! What to do, what to do?
Glad the WH press corps is finally fighting back!
2That’s hilarious!
3Maroons and marans, all of ’em.
4O: Manafort is under ankle bracelet x2 so he couldn’t get into the White House. If Pence is a little canny (okay that is pushing it), he poisons Trump’s Big Gulp and gets sworn in before the autopsy.
5Lunargent,
The other “Corps” has Sarah’s cousin as a mascot, her growling image (not really fair, Molly looks friendly)^
(wish we could imbed pics here, you’ll have to follow the Wiki pic link given)
Lance Corporal Molly :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mollyblues.jpg
(with apologies to Molly the USMC-MCRD mascot)
6The genius of this question is that the reporter knows that Sanders has to face Trumpian rage for every “wrong” answer. The cognitive dissonance is not based on the fundamental logical absurdity of the base proposition. Trump says He can shoot down Fifth Avenue. Can Pence? That is her problem.
7Please please please tell me this really happened.
8Then, could Paul Ryan do Pence in and pardon himself, and etc., etc….? Asking for a friend.
9@Lunargent Sarah’s facial expressions are a graphic example of what happens when you combine Nyquil and Dayquil at the same time.
10OK, y’all!!! The last act last scene of Hamlet!!!
11The face that says: “for any of you morons thinking of joining this maladministration because ‘it can’t be that bad'” think again.
maggie, yeah, “alas poor Yorick” or it’s Act III, Julius Caesar and they all want to be Brutus.
Advice from Ralph Waldo Emerson to all who would attack Dotard45: “Never strike a king unless you are sure you shall kill him.” Mikey Dense is on some very thin ice. He may be sacrificed before Elfie Sessions.
12Yoda says “Sarah. Wrong with you, what the fuck. Is?”
13Grin.
14The guy in the second frame is Bobby Moynihan from S.N.L.
15I don’t know if this was an actual gag on their show or not. But I get the feeling it’s a meme someone put together.
A funny one.
I’m with Yoda!
16Presidential pardons don’t extend to state laws so the state where the shooting occurred could still press charges. As to whether they could imprison a sitting President, well, that’s another question. (Would he claim to be a member of the military and that civilian justice doesn’t apply?)
17Somewhere Sean Spicer is thinking, “Thank God I don’t have to do that anymore.”
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