July 03, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Okay if I wasn’t half a continent away and saw this (also 30 years younger), I’d be gassing up for an epic road trip. That sign would have an honored place on my wall.
1http://www.cbsnews.com/news/trumps-star-of-david-image-appeared-first-on-white-supremacist-site/
2Googled to find other suitable locations for Donnie Drumpf, such as Dumbass Pass, Co or the like. Found some case law totally suitable to Donnie, the one who loves to sue everyone over everything. Nice to know that it’s legal to call him a dumbass.
http://blog.internetcases.com/2005/03/28/california-court-of-appeal-dumb-ass-is-not-a-defamatory-term/
3He’ll probably sue the cemetery for using the word “Donald”, claiming that they’re using his name for commercial purposes.
4If it says Donald Cemetery Rd., then there must be a Donald Cemetery. Good. They’ll have nice place to bury that campaign.
5I think they shortened the actual name to fit on the sign. It’s actually the “Donald, Rot in Hell, Cemetery Road.”
6If we can win this election, and there’s a big downstream effect, we may owe Donald Trump a debt of gratitude similar to the one we owe George W Bush: thanks for ripping away the Republican Party’s ill-fitting smiley-face mask to reveal the rotting horror underneath.
7No no no. It’s a great name but the wrong place, not only by country, but that beautiful wilderness area with stunning views does not deserve his bloated corpse. I propose some small crappy development, where where the developer names the streets. Usually after himself, his wife and kids and god know what, but probably it wouldn’t take too much of a bribe to have him name it after him. Don’t care which state it is, but I know it won’t be Minnesota.
8Actually a better place for him would be Scotland, as he’s fond of referencing his “Scotch” mother among other things. Perhaps a lovely peat bog, strapped to a board and submerged – as long as the bog isn’t used by livestock or to produce whisky. Otherwise, they have lots of lovely large rocks to stick him under. Nothing like a Donald Cemetery in inhospitable land, with a sign pointing to nowhere one would want to go.
9Except that he would have named it the “Trump Cemetery” and insisted that it was huge and the greatest cemetery ever, with the best people and the best dirt.
10“If it says Donald Cemetery Rd., then there must be a Donald Cemetery. Good. They’ll have nice place to bury that campaign.”
the cemetery did nothing to deserve that swill of a campaign being buried. they’re probably all nice people interred there, they deserve better for a neighbor.
11The only problem with burying him in an inhospitable place is the inconvenience to everyone who wants to dance or whizz or whatever on his grave.
12Myrnatoo, Scotland is far too pretty for Trump. I think Germany would be better, with his Nazi families.
13cpinva: Every cemetery has a compost/grass-clippings/yard-waste pile somewhere on the property. That would be an appropriate site, no?
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