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Juanita was delighted to see that the kids over at Talking Points Memo enrolled in Glen Beck University so she wouldn’t have to.  It appears that Glen is going to take your $9.95 monthly fee but only have guest lecturers.  Glen, who is unburdened by any sort of hoity-toity university useless education, will be handing out diplomas worth less than the cost of anything else you can find in a  dumpster.

Juanita, however, is waiting for the big time.

“Being a honors graduate of Miss Marlene’s Elite School of Beauty, which required a thesis on the historic use of blue eye shadow, I was thinking of forming my own university.  I am going to offer degrees in Rocket Science, Brain Surgery, and Carpet Cleaning,” Juanita announces, “which all seem like very useful areas of expertise.”

“I don’t want to brag but County Judge Bob Hebert has already signed up and sent in his first tuition check.  He’s signed up to be a brain surgeon this time, which should probably take about six weeks if he promises to limit his practice to the fellas on commissioner’s court.”

“Thank goodness, Glenn’s courses are not prerequisites for any of my courses.”

Verdelia piped in as Juanita was explaining her course outline for rocket science, “No offense, Juanita, but I think I’ll wait for the Sarah Palin University of Making a Mint Off Being Dumb.”

“Rats!” Juanita stomped.  “I was afraid of that!”