Hey, Yeah Well, Say That “War on Women” Crap To This Bucket of Acid, Bitch
Nope, there’s no Republican War on Women.
Well, unless you want to be real picky about it and include throwing acid at female Democratic senators as “war.”
General Townsend, Commander of the Atlantic Theater
Jay Townsend, GOP spokesman for Rep. Nan Hayworth of New York, suggested, “Let’s hurl some acid at those female democratic Senators who won’t abide the mandates they want to impose on the private sector.”
Hey, at least he’s not proposing landmines in the Democratic female bathroom. Although it has been rumored that he’s calling some drone strikes on Barbara Boxer.
By the way, Townsend is an unsuccessful candidate for United States Senator. Who could have guessed that? And he’s written a book on campaign tips. Honey, honey, honey, Tip #1: shuddup.