Hey, Y’all, It’s Sexy Time!
Y’all surely remember Ken Starr, the guy who just couldn’t stop thinking about Bill Clinton getting a consensual blow job?
The job he got after that was President of Baylor University, the Baptist Blackboard in Waco, where he disgraced himself and Baylor over … yeah, s-e-x.
Starr, a former judge and lawyer, was ousted by Baylor in 2016 amid the school’s infamous sexual assault scandal. He had been accused of severely mishandling the situation, which was brought to the school’s attention in 2015 after a pair of football players were convicted.
What it boiled down to is that he couldn’t stop being horrified by consensual sex but forced sex was fine and dandy with him.
He was asked to leave Baylor. So, after failing miserably at two jobs, he’s primed and ready to serve in the Trump administration.
Ken Starr — the disgraced ex-president of Baylor University — is being considered for a post in the Trump administration, a report said Thursday night.
The 70-year-old Texan is currently a front-runner to lead the Office of International Religious Freedom, according to Foreign Policy.
Lemme see here – the former President of Baylor wants worldwide religious freedom? You mean like freedom to be a Baptist or a Methodist?
And Liberty University hired the Baylor Athletic director. Go figure. SMH
1He’s going to create “religious” policy that will justify freedom to rape as long as someone claims they are “christian”. Trump probably thinks Starr will be bigger than the pope.
2Ken is likely to be terribly conflicted when he has to deal with polygamists all over the world, including those in the Great NW of Trumps domain. I can hardly wait…..
3Obvious, ain’t it? Those two institutions aren’t really schools. Just hunting grounds. Wouldn’t miss them at all if they disappeared overnight.
4Oh dear……I had hopes of never hearing or thinking about ken starr……if ever there was/is a God He/She needs to step up and drain the swamp in the WH.
5Any government “religious” office makes me nervous and probably angry. “Religious” people keep thinking that their beliefs mean they can say what everybody else can and cannot do, despite the way our government was set up and despite what the founding document says. And often despite the fact that they’re misreading their book anyway or concentrating with laser focus on 0.005% of it.
Oh, and “faith-based” gets up my nose because it’s a mealy-mouthed way of not saying “religious.”
“Religion is like a penis. It’s okay to have one, and it’s even okay to be proud of it. It is NOT okay to wave it in public and claim that you’re a better person than I am and can tell me what to do because you have one and I don’t.” (Don’t know who said it first; someone was carrying the sign.)
6Judge Kenneth Starr and religious freedom? I’d like to offer him a crash course in what religious freedom means. I know of a coven that meets in Tarrant County. We’re having a sabbat in late March called Eostre. (Easter Pagan) We’re having a party and not celebrating an execution. Think Mr Starr would be up for a huge potluck and plenty of adult beverages?
7Attention all losers, rejects, and failures!
8Are you washed up? Career over? Hated and despised as a nazi? Seen by your own former allies as nothing but a fool who brings everyone around them down? Donald Trump wants YOU to serve in his administration. Yes, the 70 year old Fox News believing fascist is looking for failures, nazis, and any and all other assorted losers to make his own spectacular ineptitude pale in comparison. Call 1-800-Luv-Putin today!
Disclaimer: I survived a childhood raising in which my sainted father was a Baptist and my sainted mother was a Pentecostalist. They went to their separate churches on Sunday, dragging me kicking and screaming to one or the other. I didn’t mind snakes but I always thought an eternity in blowtorch hell was harsh.
Now to the babtists: un-indicted co-conspirator Ken Starr deserves Baylor and Baylor deserves … well it deserves to be bull-dozed into cotton fields but I guess that want happen. Too bad. 🙁
9Off topic I know but…
10Now that Ernie the Elf has become attorney general, will all his communications be written in Elvish? Or Southern Hick?
Remember when Drumpf promised to surround himself with the “best people”? Someone needs to remind him and point out all the money grubbing grifters in his cabinet. Oh, but they’d have to point at him as the Grifter-in-Chief.
11Micr, doncha just love that the successor to J. Beauregard’s seat is called Strange? Its the perfect succession! BTW, this is the same guy who had to backtrack like hell on Alabama’s anti-immigrant law written just for that state by Krazy Ken Kobach, Secretary of State for Kansas. At least Strange has experience at dancing backwards and in flat shoes!
12Oh, come on, JJ. You know Starr doesn’t have anply truck with Methodists!
13@maggie
The dancing backwards allusion is one my little bride makes every time Fred A gets a mention: pshaw says she, “Ginger Rogers did everything Fred A did, backwards and in high heels.”
I suspect we will see a lot of “dancing backwards and in flat shoes”.
14okie-dokie, sorry I’ll have to give it a miss, and your Beltane on May Day too. As a friend said, “I prefer a religion that invites me to dance to one that demands that I kneel.”
15And here I had hoped that ole Ken had died and gone straight to Tartarus. For a thoughtful punishment meted out by Hades for eternity. Sigh But there’s still hope. Say. What does he get after three complete failures? Tar and feathers?
16I assume the plan is to parachute him behind ISIS lines.
17In defense of my Alma Mater, Baylor is also the Alma Mater of Leon Jaworski and the home of the Leon Jaworski Law School. He was born in Waco, son of Polish immigrants.
18At last! I know something good about Baylor! Thanks Ralph – if you went there, there must be something to salvage! At least the Baptists have a real and long standing religion even if they’ve fallen off the beaten path; Liberty U? I don’t think they’ve EVER been on the right path, and I think they worship Mammon! The Catholic Church would be more fun if there were more folks in charge like Papa Francis and the Nuns on a Bus and fewer like Raymond damn Burke, late of St Louis and now causing trouble on Malta. He should have been sent to dust books with Bernard damn Law!!>8^#
19For some weird reason, I keep… hoping that Starr will grow a conscience. But, *sigh*…
20http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2017/01/27/baylor-lawsuits-52-rapes-football-players/97157276/
52 rapes at Baylor during Starr’s tenure- none committed by either Clinton. Imagine that. This guy Styarr must have that REALLY old time religion.
21Think American Witch Trials. Then think Starr.
22Trump wants Starr to keep the Pussy Police off his back. But…but… Starr is a Christian, he couldnt talk to one of those women, besides, he wouldn’t know a rape if he saw one.
23“Lemme see here – the former President of Baylor wants worldwide religious freedom? You mean like freedom to be a Baptist or a Methodist?”
Baptist OR Metodist? Well, Babtist or Babtist, mabye…
😛
24Since your 2/10 post on Mr. Sexy, that post has remained at the top, no new posts . Got new ones by going to Feb archive. Same problem as a month or two ago.
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