It was epiphany Sunday at my house.  Bubba didn’t sit in his BarcaLounger and holler at Meet David Gregory the way normal men holler at football games.  That was only because the President was on Meet David Gregory.

Bubba missed Lindsey Graham on Fox because Bubba believes that Fox is a tool of the Devil Hisownself.

Lindsey was all snot and sarcasm this morning.

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) used his “Fox News Sunday” appearance to congratulate President Barack Obama on his impending victory in the so-called fiscal cliff negotiations, predicting that tax rates will go up on people making more than $400,000 or $500,000 as a result of the coming Senate deal.

“Hats off to the president. He won,” Graham said. “What have we accomplished? Political victory for the president. Hats off to the president. He stood his ground. He’s going to get tax rate increases, maybe not at [$]250[,000], but on upper-income Americans. And the sad news for the country is we’ve accomplished very little in not becoming Greece or getting out of debt. This bill won’t affect the debt situation.”

So Lindsey Graham sat goofy silent while the GOP made this the most do-nothing congress in the damn entire history of the damn United States of America.  Lindsey didn’t drip sarcasm all over the fact that senate Republicans used the filibuster to hurt the President and the country.   Lindsey didn’t even priss when he was a part of a team determined to “get” this President.  But Lindsey goes all out disdainful, claiming it’s the President’s fault when John Boehner screwed America in order to keep his leadership position.

Yeah, Lindsey, it’s the President’s fault that John Boehner is a lilylivered, goose headed, low life, asinine sumbitch.  Yeah, blame the President for the debt when you attend the George W Bush Library opening, babe.   And sweetie, don’t forget that it’s up to minimum wage workers and working families to pay the debt, not you.  And, of course, grandma and grandpa don’t deserve their “entitlements” that they paid for because grandma and grandpa should just quit eating and using up health care.  You go, Boyfriend!   You tell America what a damn great job you’ve done during your 20 years in office.  You got us here, Lindsey, but we can find our own way out.

Lindsey, Honey, it’ll take a truckload of estrogen and years of practice to beat me at sarcasm.

One more thing, you might do well to congratulate the President on his landslide victory in November.

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