Hey Kids!
Head on down to Steak ‘n Shake in Fort Mills, South Carolina, where you can shoot yourself in the butt and get free medical attention.
Around 8 a.m. Tuesday, the 29-year-old man was getting his jacket when he accidentally discharged his 9 mm semi-automatic handgun. The round struck him in his backside then went through the seat and struck the floor, according to a Rock Hill police report.
The man said he would pay for the damages.
Ho Boy, will he ever pay.
What a way to start the day!
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.
If someone I knew shot himself/herself in the butt they would pay every time that we met. The ridicule would be unending.
1News report says the police seized the weapon. While they have it, they should check it out for accuracy, because another potential Darwin Award winner was denied that singular honor.
2Another in a long line of events which shoot down the Intelligent Design theory, at least in South Carolina.
3Good grief.
4Not too many people can claim that accomplishment; he should list that on his resume: I shot myself in the ass.
5Hey Mike, you may want to think again about that, considering their history of packing heat!
6I believe in evolution, but I also believe that it only works for some people.
7New gun law should read: If you have a brain the size of a paramecium,
8No Gun for You! (in the style of the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld)
A Darwin Honorable Mention for sure, and if he keeps this up he may win the Award someday–not that he’ll be around to accept it.
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