Hey Campers
I am spending a few days on Galveston Island recovering and joining with other nerds to break down the numbers of what happened. El Jefe is gonna try to keep things going here but I will drop by when I can.
So Trump got snitty with reporters? Well, that’s a shocker. I think there’s gonna be a whole mess of snitty after January 1. It’ll be fun to watch.
It’s 80 degrees here so I’m gonna go lay on the beach for a little while.
Meanwhile, have some fun with this …
Top Ten Things The New Democratic Congress Should Do Right Away
- Give Maxine Waters a bullhorn
- Make Presidential Tax Return Day a national holiday with lots and lots of fireworks
- Declare Robert Mueller a national monument
- Auction off Florida
- Issue a proclamation saying they feel real bad for Jeff Sessions losing his job but not really.
- Challenge Russia to a dodgeball game.
- Require Trump to sign all vetoes “Tiny Hands, Tiny Brains.”
- Come on, you gotta be able to come up with some.
Start a new tradition of showing a spine and standing up for constituents instead of donor class.
First
Only appoint committee chairs who are partisan junkyard dogs.
second
Open investigation of elaine choa, lmelania drumpf’s immagration work record, investigate all scotus thugs for perjury and other criminal activities
Next
Publish the tax returns of every thuglican in the government.
Then
Challenge legitimacy of drumpf and all of his appointees
Finally
Zero out all travel funds for executive branch put AF1 in mothballs. This would include secret service agents. drumpf wants to go anywhere to play golf he pays full freight for everything, including secret service protection. Ban any reprogramming of funds for any travel by any in the executive branch.
But that bunch of gutless cowards, with a few exceptions, will never do anything to offend their thuglican masters.
1Require all candidates for President to post their SAT scores online and publish them in major newspapers in every state; same for cabinet appointees
Require the small handed vulgarian to give all his speeches at his rallies dressed only in a Speedo
Host a mud wrestling match between Devin Nunes and Lindsey Graham with the small handed vulgarian as the referee (hey, he has all that WWE experience, so this should be right in his wheelhouse)
2Impeach the president, impeach the cabinet, impeach Kavanaugh.
3Enjoy the beach and Sun today, weather will become more seasonable Thursday. Remember we got the House, as for the Senate we lost a couple of Trump lap dogs. We can’t block Trump’s appointments which is sad. We can block the worst of his agenda by control of the purse strings.
4Beto done good, who would of thought it would even be close six months ago.
pistol pete is out and culbertson, too. I fear will have to have another collapse as we did with W before Texas comes to it sense and abandons it’s pie in the sky dreams, that all it takes is hard work to be a millionaire.
The demographics are on our side but we must recapture the state ledge to reverse the gerrymandering.
Thanks for all the work you have done.
My thoughts and prayers go out to Jeff Sessions… I won’t say what I’m thinking or praying for… just hope Jeff likes boiling sulfur pits.
5https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/steve-stockman-prison-sentence-conspiracy
Stockboy gets 10 years.
61. Force Devin Nunes to watch all eleven hours of Hillary Clinton’s Benghazi testimony–without a bathroom break.
2. Proclaim that everyone in Trump’s cabinet wear a version of Melania’s “I really don’t care, do u?” jacket.
3. Have the Thanksgiving turkey pardon Trump in advance, then take it back.
4. Give newly ousted Congressman Dave Brat a box of used tea bags as a lovely parting gift.
5. Declare Mar-a-Lago a U.S. territory and toss paper towels at them after the next hurricane leaves it under water.
71. Give Jeff Sessions a bus pass to Mueller’s office.
82. Redeploy the military from the Mexican border to Mar-a-Lumpo. Bring tanks for a parade and live firing exercises on the premises.
CSPAN is required to show Trump golfing weekends live.
If that’s successful, they must add a weekday live feed of Trump during “Executive Time.”
9Take Don Young’s oosik away from him and give it to Nancy Pelosi to use as a gavel.
10A law requiring that states get no more back from DC than they send to DC.
This would force all those sad GOP states to confront the fact that they are all Federal welfare states, stealing money from Democrats.
11Hope you have a relaxing time, you deserve it.
12Paper ballots counted by hand, nation-wide.
13Trump said today that Dems are weak on crime. We’ll see in January how weak they are on these, for starters:
Money laundering
14Tax evasion
TRE45SON
Inciting violence
Lying to congress (how can he not lie?)
Jeff Sessions is discovering what practically everybody who had business dealings with His Orangeness before 2016, and what many of his cabinet have discovered since he took office. You dance with the Devil, you pay the price.
15Instead of a bullhorn, give Maxine Waters a gavel. Speaker Waters! Trump’s head will explode.
16NY Dem Jerold Nadler, who figures to head the House Judiciary Comm. has said he would investigate kavernouth’s perjury in front of the Senate.
Dems know how to run investigations, who to subpoena and which charges are feasible.
17But McCTurtle has already warned Dems about investigating the bogus potus.
18BFSMan, no to the Speedo thing. I don’t want to barf and I do want to sleep at night.
19@e platypus onion
“But McCTurtle has already warned Dems about investigating the bogus potus.”
And that is the reason that the investigations start with his wifes bogus no show job.
20Sub poena every piece of paper from here going back at least to when she sat on the enron board and profited off of that scam.
If one can’t find criminal activity by the turtle with an through all cavities search of the families finances and dirty dealing you are not looking.
Make Beto head of DNC (or at least TX Democratic Party)
21I will not enumerate my wish list, as most of it is violent and extreme. However, I can with surety that every time a republican in the House objects, or even opens his/her mouth, they should be subjected to blistering invective from all sides until the shut the hell up.
Sorry, Mama, but that’s how I feel.
22Oh, and refer Devin Nunez and Jim Jordan to the ethics committee forthwith for eggregious actions and words they’ve ever said or done while a congressrat. Censure should be the least they can expect. Ditto, mark meadows.
Freebie: What do you find in meadows? Cow shyte, and lots of it.
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