October 24, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
I am a real loser. I did not make the list of people Donald Trump insulted on Twitter.
So far, there’s 281 of them and there’s still two weeks until the election.
Thanks to Stephen for the heads up.
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Me neither, JJ, but he did do some generic Democrat-smear:
“corrupt political machine”“cheating Bernie out of the nom”“Crazy!”“in a total meltdown”“it’s the Democrat’s total weakness that is the greatest recruiting tool of ISIS!!!”
I’ll hang my hat on that one.
1Donald Trump insults more people before breakfast, than some… (imaginary post-breakfast interview):
“and I just want to add, that was a very, very terrible breakfast, the eggs were not good, not good, coffee was lukewarm, third rate, sausages were crooked, and the fruits, the fruits were a disgrace. Who sliced these things? Now what was I saying?”
2This makes me feel sad. I’m not on the list! If you’re not on Donnie’s list you’re a loser! Bwaaaa… sniff. I think I’ll go sulk in a corner somewhere. Sniff.
3I tried to get on it. I tweeted that the last debate was the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast’s 90 minute tantrum. People love “90 minute tantrum” and “Mangled Apricot Hellbeast”. I got lots of retweets, but nothing from the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast itself. Awwww.
4Didn’t know he said that about Bloomberg. No wonder Bloomberg smiled so bigly when Hillary said she was glad to see him at the Al Smith Dinner, so she could see a real billionaire.
5I don’t care if the Barking Yam hasn’t insulted me by name. He’s insulted me as a woman, as a Democrat, as an American, and as a rational and decent human being. And probably a couple more categories. To call him pond scum insults pond scum. I suppose I can call him dog doo because both would make useful fertilizer if buried, the sooner the better.
6What Rhea said!
7Most of that is the same 12 words.
8I hate to say it but some of the short pungent lines that he used for people I don’t like such as “Clown” Charlie Krauthammer, “Needs new glasses” Rick Perry, “Looking for a puppet” Charles Koch, “Lost all credibility” Bill Kristol, etc., etc., are really great.
Since very few people like him his list is unending. One of his Marco Rubio lines should be saved for posterity – “He is not as smart as Cruz, and may be an even bigger liar.”
9I wonder what it says about the GOP base that Trump exhibited the same behavior in the Repub primary and yet they chose him?
Rhetorical question. I know exactly what it says about them.
10JJ, darling, you ain’t NEVER been a loser.
11Rhea: What Lunargent said. LynnN: Thanks for the question. For thirty years the base has been fed the exact crap they’ve wanted to hear, and FINALLY they’ve got the candidate who regurgitates the crap that they DESPERATELY want to hear. He can do no wrong. To them I mean. To the rest of us sane folks, we’ve just gotta keep our heads up till Nov.9th. After that? We’ll see.
Donnie, just remember, more strategizing, less sleeping. Sleeping is for loooosers. coffee. lil bit of crystal meth. Keep talking Donnie.
12Boy! I am really zipping down Memory Lane this morning! I recall an enemies list in the Nixon administration. People like the late Tom Hayden were luxuriating in it! Brought him more street cred than he ever knew existed! And he already had a carload of that! Oh, to be “listable”!
13Saw a segment on MSNBC this morning where Trump’s voters won’t even go vote for him because he said it is all rigged, so why even go to the polls??
14LOL … he’s cut his own throat!!
Reminds me of Nixon’s enemies list.
I would have given anything to be on that one, just as I wish my opinion of Trump was enough to merit an insult from el Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago.
15There’s a lot of tolls out there as well, jumping in to counter anything you write, no matter how long ago.
http://www.outsmartmagazine.com/2016/08/trump-and-pence-grump-and-dense/?fb_comment_id=fbc_1315322085159767_1316810868344222_1316810868344222
16Who listens …
17to tRump?